And the stupid people award goes to....

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And the stupid people award goes to…or, Lady Venom’s First Rant

Warning: TMI, foul language and general nastiness to follow.

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[li]To the stupid donut toting drive thru attendant at Tim Horton’s this morning,[/li]
HOW the fuck could you FORGET to put a tea bag in my tea this morning??? HOW?? I get to work with my bagel and an XL cup of HOT WATER!!! :smack:

[li]To the yogurt toatling spaz who dropped a cup of yogurt on the stairs of my office,[/li]
How do you even function?? Why did you not come up the stairs when you dropped the yogurt cup and ask me for paper towel? Or at least inform me that there was yogurt on the stairs so I wouldn’t have slid the last 1/4 of the way down the stairs on my ASS!! May the bacteria cultures in the yogurt cup attack your nether regions on a weekend where the pharmacy is closed.

[li]To all fast food places that have screwed up my order: Fuck you![/li]
[li]To the one fast food place that gave me food poisioning and left me with major stomach cramps and diarrhea: FUCK you!![/li]
[li]To my s/o for not doing 1 bit of housework yesterday, going to your baseball game, going out after the game, driving home after drinking and expecting SEX at 3:30am when I have to get up for work at 6am and leaving me to do all the housework on MY day off when your family is coming over…[/li]
BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!! Yes honey, that is my laughing in your face

[li]To Mother Nature for giving us +45degC weather 4 days in a row, then have it go down to 15degC last night: FUCK YOU!!![/li]
[li]To my bosses: I don’t mind running your errands, I am, after all, your “Assistant”, but it might be nice to know when you’re leaving the office if you’re going to be back or not. Or when I can expect you back so I can properly answer the callers that ask for you.[/ul][/li]
And, the stupid people award goes to…ME for putting up with all this bullshit and not speaking my mind

This is my first rant, I’m sorry if it’s lame! It sounded so much better in my head!

~LV

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Yes! Bitch away sister let it out!

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The German judge gives it a 6.

Good subject matter, but far to little venom.

Completely missed the “goat felching” compulsory.

No references whatsoever to the questionable ancestry of the subjects, and a lot of empty space with too little use of the words “fuck”, “Fucking”, “Goat squicking felchwads” etc.

The poster shows promise, however, and as the stated occupation is “assistant” there will clearly be future rants.

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Excuse me, but shouldn’t that be ‘stupid person’ ?

That simply isn’t good enough! (blows raspberry) :eek:

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I smell lawsuit.

Or is just Lady Venom’s yogurt ass?

Seriously, though. I hope you at least reported it and demanded that a memo be passed around threatening the offender with having his head run through the shredder.

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A good start, Lady Venom, with some interesting choices of targets. But I don’t feel you’re quite living up to your name yet.

Oh, and the people who work in fast food joints probably aren’t enjoying their idealised life choice either, so cut 'em some slack. Try working for their wages and see how much attention to detail you can muster 8 hours in a row.