Can I be first?
I have a sick cat due at the vet’s at 10:00, a child due at the orthodontist at 11:15, and all three kids with swimming lessons starting at noon.
Then I’ll rush right back to help take over the world, I promise.
My guns are all cleaned and ready.
It gets funnier every time I read it. The call of the Dark Side is strong indeed.
Horseflesh, hands (and chocolate) off agentfroot’s boobies. She said no. Please note the two blasters pointed at you, one at your head, one, shall we say, somewhat lower.
The things I do for this Alliance! Provide a toaster oven. Provide someone who can fit in the toaster oven. Steal a _____ encrusted copy of Truly Tasteless Jokes, and I’ve yet to see a good looking, roguish fighter type! 
CJ
Free boobie-shaped chocolates for everyone if this gets turned into a Weird Earl. Who says the Doper Alliance doesn’t treat its members well?
Free Chocolates!!!
::rips clothing off in joy and does the happy dance::
I don’t like cherries either but if I get free chocolate I am willing to do anything!
::joins in the happy dance::
oops did I just say that…
::brandishing a paint brush and a case of hot chocolate fudge body paint ::
Okay, ladies…since the makeup department seems to have dropped the ball here…I’m gonna have to take care of this myself.
::looks at the brush:: You know, this stuff just doesn’t go on right with a brush. I might just have to use my fingers.
-Stil
Hmm this revolution seems to be loosing steam… perhaps we should pour some water on the glowing embers of war and have a sauna.
It’s been done before. Most folks have a position already. 
(Unfortunaly, I can’t find the thread…)
Hmmmmm…perhaps the evil one has finally passed on. The rebellion is called off! Everyone, get naked and dance around the chocolate campfire!
Yub yub!
This is Episode II: The Toaster Oven Scandal (© 2002). Splutter has been revealed to be leechbabe’s great uncle, Skipmagic has perfected his Annoyance Beam™, and plans stolen by cjhoworth have shown that the only weakness of the WDA is chocolate covered boobies (w/choice of fruit).
You obviously are a flunky of the evil (and noticeably absent) Splutter and are about to die a chocolate covered death (w/choice of fruit). Get 'im girls!
ANNOUNCEMENT: In the absence of casting director Esprix selecting appropriately rogue-ish pilots and the plethora of available applicants, we will choose by popular vote. Applicants please stand at least five feet from each other. The one with the most chocolate on them after 5 minutes will be hired. (Ladies, when you’re done smothering Kwyjibo please rush the pilots.) That is all.
can I rush B]Res**? 
Damn…
that shoud be can I rush Res?
::Flustered with the thought of chocolate body paint::
Oh, I forgot to mention in my application, I come with my own slightly overprotective bodyguard. She’ll keep me away from the hands (and other body parts) of men, but SHE wants all the chocolate for herself! It’s her evil plan! Snatches the bucket of chocolate, chugs half of it, and dumps the rest down her tshirt
There, now I have “good” chocolate-covered boobies. Anyone willing to debate can inspect my chocolate-covered fist. Oh, and CJ, sorry I foiled your plot. Reaches into pocket and rummages around for a few minutes, then pulls out a can of Pringles Here you go! Giggles and skips off
Well, while Horseflesh is obviously a bit busy with those problematic dual blasters…I think it’s high time I announced the reason that Splutter hasn’t posted back…I’m afraid Splutter is currently being kept prisoner in a small, vinyl-cushioned room, being kept occupied by a crack squad of my robotic henchpersons…who happen to have the best chocolate-covered boobies that money can buy. It was actually a clone that was killed by welby1. I think it’s time we ended this farce and proclaimed the defeat of the alleged World Domination Army.
[sub]But wait…if we don’t have an evil nemesis, then we won’t have a reason to have all these chocolate covered boobies around as our secret weapons. Hmmm. Never mind. I’ll release Splutter post-haste. [/sub]
Now, back to the hot chocolate fudge body paint.
-Stil
See, you’re all mistaken. I already took over the world on the sixteenth of February, just after teatime. However, I didn’t make any changes, so nobody noticed. I’m still world leader though. Hence the name.
See, you’re all mistaken. I already took over the world on the sixteenth of February 2002, just after teatime. However, I didn’t make any changes, so nobody noticed. I’m still world leader though. Hence the name.
Erm, the double-posting is just a ruse to throw you all off-guard. Honest.