You will now address me as such.
Hi, R3d User!
At least you’re still anonymous.
Is it “R three d” or “Red spelled funny?”
“Red” spelled funny.
I think that makes him a droid. R2’s cousin.
Ok Such
ninja’d. Hello such
The “three” is silent.
“Anonymous User” seemed like a cooler name.
Indeed. This seems a step down.
Well, it’s no “Coleman 62-Quart Xtreme Wheeled”.
Hi Such 
No no no, it’s spelled “R3d Anonymous”, but it’s pronounced “Throat Warbler Mangrove.”
I tend to read it as R2D2.
Anon.