Man. The only party trick I can do is the one where you smoke an entire cigarette without having to tap the ash off.
Wow.
Genius. Pure Genius.
-Syko
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.” - Ralph Wiggum
Well, whaddayaknow! I was over at my parents house yesterday for a visit, and as usual, their non-stop TVs (one upstairs and one downstairs) were on, and while we chatted I noticed it was on the Animal Plant, and Good God, there was a sloth taking a crap … a really good close up of this process so all could see, to show how these flies wait for about a week on the sloth’s fur and then scurry to lay their eggs in it’s weekly deposit … in the middle of conversation with my parents, I couldn’t help but notice how long, fleshy and disgusting the critter’s anus looked, and I commented, “Oh look, a prehensile recturm” and they both paused, nodded in agreement as if you see one of those every day, and continued on with our chat. I was reminded of this thread and thought, ah well, I can contribute (2 years later). I am so proud.
ROTFLM(non-P)AO!
I’ve been a member here for a while, and this is the first time I’ve ever seen this thread. I know it’s old, but I thought some newer members might want a chance to read it.
It really is priceless. 
OPs reaction.
Indeed. I’m howling with laughter. I approve of this resurrection. 
I remember this but somehow associated it with the poster lieu.
This* is* a rather funny zombie.
**If Dr. Suess had written the OP, by Borborygmi
**One of the best things posted on the internet by anyone ever.
At last, a zombie worth reviving! Deserves to go into the Hall Of Posts Everybody (Seriously, You Really Gotta See This, Dude!) Needs To Read. I think there’s an open spot next to The horror of blimps.
odd that i should be reminded of this post on the day i finally install a proper flushing toilet after 18 years of using a crapper that wasnt having any of my shit.
I believe the phrase “a blast from the past” applies here.
Hilarious thread. But I’d like to reiterate that the guy may have a serious psychological disorder. I hope he can get help for it.
On occasion, when I walk into a public restroom I still think of the prehensile rectrum thread. If anything sticks with me from the Straight Dope, it’ll be that.
Billy Rubin — Cecil spotted that one, years ago, in his “why is shit brown?” column.
Dumbland’s Uncle Bob unavailable for comment.
curses, can’t find the video anywhere.
This will forever and always be my favorite rant.
I think about it every time I go into a filthy public restroom.
I once linked to this (and Borborygmi’s delightful take) in a thread about the funniest posts on the board, and was told it was disgusting. 
Yes, it is…but for anyone who’s ever worked at, or made a pit stop in, a place where some folks really need to go outside with the other animals, it’s so very relatable.