Old golf jokes and passing references often played on the now-obsolete term mashie niblick.
From the world of food: Kumquats
Add to the personal names: Dickensheets
Mastication.
I’ve been working with serial data a lot lately. I just ordered some new DB9 male-male gender-benders, because I can never find a male connector when I need one.
“James, you always were a cunning linguist”. Miss Moneypenny on the phone to James Bond in that Bond flick as he was coming out from under the sheets “brushing up on his French” with a piece of Danish.
From a very recently disappeared thread…
“IF WE WILL ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS OUR LORD WITH OUR MOUTH…”
(Talkinga bout saying some sort of prayer).
I was watching football last week and practically ever word out of the commentator’s mouth sounded dirty. But the one I’m still snickering about is “Well, the coach really likes the tightends to handle his balls.”
Okay!
Vibration White Finger - it’s a disease to which people who work with vibrating machinery are prone.
Flushed Grollings (OK, that one isn’t for real)
And how could we have neglected Uranus?
Bowling a maiden over.
(And never neglect Uranus.)
The wheat disease Karnal Bunt.
I have used multivibe screeders and even wet screeders
to lay concrete…He said…“Lay” 
Did I miss it, or has nobody mentioned “nuts and bolts” yet?
Wouldn’t dream of it, in fact I’d like to launch a probe to analyse the ring around Uranus.
Complete hijack here, but I can’t resist.
Does anyone else think that chlamydia sounds like a lovely name for a garden plant?
No-one?
Oh…Kay… Just me then.
You can’t go wrong if you have a Big Johnson!
Anybody remember those posters? All I can find is a sucky image of a composition of all the posters. They are a total hoot.
I’ve played with a wang !
Emergency departments get lots of SOBs (Shortness of Breath).
Ok but you have to buy me dinner first.
Yup. When my garage was being built, I rented an industrial vibrator when the concrete was being poured. The manufacturer of that piece of equipment was Wacker.
“Bear Erectors”
Construction supplier in Rochester, NY.
Imagine that painted in 8 ft lettering on a large delivery truck.
Condiments.
Esoteric things-you know, the things that make you horny.