dang! Monstre beat me to it.
Who arest thou goineth to the senioreth prometh witheth?
Two guys named Guido and Vinny.
A: Who whacked Salvatore in the barber shop?
Q: With both hands, standing on a chair.
<sigh>
for Samarm’s a/q.
So, what’s your Clint Eastwood fantasy?
Leather chaps and a tray of chocolate dipped strawberries.
Woah… this is getting out of control!
One at a time people, PLEASE!
What is your favorite position?
Mid air in a parachute.
Q: Where can I find CuriousCanuck’s 
missing brain cell?
A: Inside a Joe Millionare contestant.
Are we starting to answer our own questions here?
Q: Where can I get a sample of the greediness gene?
A: In the bath, with my special rubber duck.
Q: Where is all the castle’s missing jewellery that was paid for by FOX?
A: Because Bippy will never be able to grow a beard and thus be manly
[sub] ok… while it is still all in fun, i quit before it gets ugly [/sub]
ARGH
OK… Samarm wins… but my answers still work… sort of… I vote they stand.
Q: Why did Bippy choose that username?
A: The shirtless drunk hick on Cops, who tried to fight off 4 cops.
Curious: you quiting? We’re just getting started! Let’s me and you go head to head! 
Who is the man of my dreams?
He owns his own brewery.
Q: Why is UncleBeer so called?
A: When he goes to the undertakers, he likes to crack open a cold one.
– quit befor it gets Ugly, huh, CuriousCanuck. Too late for that, I’m already ugly.
Why is Dr. Frankenstein known as Mr. Party?
He knows how to get the villagers to throw a bonfire.
Why was Jeff Probst host of Survivor?
Salmon filled donuts.
Q; What do they call Lox Bagels in England?
A: An American taste sensation.
What did Monica get from licking Bill Clinton?
$7, if you don’t count the toilet paper.
I like the way your tits look in that push-up bra. What’d it cost?
Duct tape. Lots of duct tape.
So, Marge–what is that secret ingredient in your lime jello angelfood marshmallow miracle whip cottage cheese ambrosia salad suprise?
Ten thousand paper clips and a mediocre cabernet sauvignon.
How can I do S&M on a budget?
A dozen clothespins and a bungee cord.