What was the first prize in the “Extreme Laundry” Championships?
47 Bottles of beer on the wall.
At what point in the song “99 Bottles of Beer” does UncleBeer always pass out?
I don’t know, but he can funnel a keg in under a minute so I heard.
Q: Is George W. Really fit to be president?
A: when the tire goes flat and all you have to eat is cheetos
Q. What do you think heaven is like?
A.Yes, In fact probably about 47 times per day.
Do you know that Rick Moranis was in “Strange Brew”, one of the greatest movies of all time?
Never thought about it, but I guess pancakes are the right choice.
wow… triple post.
Q: What food would make a good bra?
A: Poor little monkey trying to put the cork back in.
Q.Did you see the monkey with no limbs, next tp the bottle of wine?
A. It is kind of like getting kicked in the face
Q: Please discribe the effect of one of lieu’s farts?
A: If they found one in Iraq even France would declare war.
Just how terrible are White Castle burgers?
One fish, two fish, violets are blue.
Q.Emimem… don’t worry, we will write all the songs for you, but can you at least give us a sample of your lyrics?
A. A warm beer on a cold day…
What is hell like?
Eternity in the men’s room at lieu’s workplace. :eek:
did you just answer your own question?
Q: What cologne is never over applied?
A: Four monks at a picnic table.
Q: What’s the long lost Gainsborough painting called?
A: It may contain traces of peanuts.
merge it’s a variation of this game. the question is given to the last answer, then the answer given also goes along with the question. Or something like that. I dunno…ask Bippy. He started it.
What should you know about an elephant’s kiss?
Nose placement is an all important point.
Q: What’s to consider when making an ass of yourself?
A: Two mules and a ripe banana.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a person with serious food allergies to “Eat shit”?
A: Because a little bird told me.
DAMN! I didn’t think I took THAT long to respond to Kn*ickers, and there were 3 posts ahead of mine! They didn’t show up on preview either.
Q: How did you know that ‘tweet, tweet twi-tweet,’ Rubystreak?
A: They eat whale carcasses