Q: What is the main diet of Feltching Goats
A: You don’t want to know.
– yeah I can be blamed for the Q and A being related in both directions, it makes creating the answer a bit more challenging, and ensures that the answer is usable.
What goes on when the lights go out at a dopefest?
I smell 'smores!
Q: What did UncleBeer yell when lighting farts?
A: Measure twice, cut once.
Q: What’s Lorena Bobbit’s motto?
A: Counterclockwise 65 degrees, then clockwise 360 degrees.
Q: What is good advice for a Rabbi?
A: A crucifix worn arround the neck would be a bad idea.
– Kn*ckers beat me,
well maybe it wasn’t so much a Rabbi as a whirling dervish 
How should I dress to go to a mosque?
Spandex wouldn’t be your best choice.
Q: What should I wear when fighting crime in the inner cities?
A: Chainmail hot-pants and kinky-boots.
Q. grandma, what would you like for your birthday?
A. because I wear sun glasses at night.
Q; Whhat caused lastnights multi-car pile up?
A: I just can’t concentrate, I am always thinking about sex.
Q: How did the cattle roundup go?
A: My ass hurts.
Q. Why do you have your hand up your butt during work?
A. maybe… but lets just see what the ducks have to say about that first!!
Q: So, are you going to drain the Great Lakes to make room for huge condo properties?
A: It’s red on the left side, and green on the right.
Q: What’s that hanging from your nose?
A: In winter, a nice muff.
Q: What is good to bury your face in when it is cold out?
A: No, not all my answers are full of inneundo.
Do you have the world’s filthiest mind?
I can’t get it outta my head.
Q: Do you ever think about Janet Reno’s crotch?
A: Purity Of Essence
Q: How do you know you have a good massage oil?
A: Give it a good rub and see if you like the smell.
How do I get stimulated?
A jar of kosher dill pickles and a quart of chocolate syrup.
What would Survivor contestants kill for?
Some jungle skills would be nice.