What would be good to have if you get lost at the Super Walmart?
A sixpack and a ribbed condom
Q: Name a seven course meal.
A: Either genes or yoga.
Q: Why doesn’t Sting climax during sex?
A: Old age can do that to you.
What is the cause of lieu’s fecal obsession?
Paper. No, plastic.
Which makes a better toy for a baby?
Glass shards, super glue or a rabid ferret.
Q: What’s the wrong way to collect Mountain Oysters?
A: Tits on a boar hog.
Q: What do you call those things, anyway?
A: About a gallon and a half.
How much gasoline does $5 US buy these days?
A couple of ounces give or take.
Q: What does $500 buy in New York these days?
A: Three tarts, a TV, and well hung model.
What’s Bippy’s idea of entertaining in his home?
A keg, some beef jerky and grainy 70’s porno.
Q. So. Mr. Clinton… what would you like for lunch?
A. well that was rude… but yes… and only when it rains…
Have you always been such a big drip?
The Depends keep coming loose.
Q. What is that smell?
A. lciking a toad… and smelling a pizza
Q: What constitutes a wild night in the Amazon rainforest?
A: Take a long walk off a short pier, turn left, and keep on going
– swampy how did you know about the 70’s porno 
Q: What did you say to your Ex when you broke up?
A: I hope you are not allergic to penicillin.
Q: Howsa 'bout some sex??
A: I looked at your baby pictures.
Q: Why do you tremble with fear whenever I come near?
A: I like to talk about trainspotting.
Q: Why are you considered the most boring person on the planet?
A: I dot every “i” and cross every “t”.
A. Why do people get irritated with you?
Q. I kept rubbing it until it got sore.
Q: Why is the cat avoiding you?
A: Claymation is making a comeback.