Q. What is this pile of crap with a bow on it?
A. Under that pile of finger nail clippings
Honey, where did you put the pudding I made for dessert?
Go two blocks, turn south and take the first left.
Q: Where do you keep your underwear?
A: On the second shelf of the fridge, next to the guacamole.
– nice simupoast swampy (if I can call you swampy) 
Where would you like for me to put this mousetrap I just baited?
It’s striped and has blue satin bows down the back.
Bippy by all means call me swampy. thought my q/a went well with yours btw. 
Q:Can you describe the rash please, sir?
A: Yes, but please remove the pickles .
Would you like chocolate sauce on that?
It’s the same one you saw yesterday.
Q: “Its eleven and a half inches long, today”
A: “I have an appointment to see my gigalo”
– oopse “Its” should be “Is it”
Why are you cashing in all your cds?
Yes, but you’ll need to wait until a week from Saturday for it to ripen.
Q: “Michael Jackson, can I eat you banana?” said the young boy
A: “Wait till I’ve finished blowing bubbles”
Q: Can I kiss your ass?
A: A turtleneck if you’re lucky.
Q: What will we eat for lunch,at the Korean BBQ?
A: Kate Bush, wearing chainmail knickers
Q. Slow down son…tell me again. Who beat you up and took your
milk money?
A. Because it tickles so much.
Q: Why do you allways wear a feather boa when you go out.
A: I use it to show off my cleavage to its fullest potential.
– P.S. I am chosing answers that are valid for the question I give
– I think this makes the game a little more challenging.
Q: Why do you like spending overnight at Mr. Jackson’s house?
A: Mike Tyson in a Ronald McDonald costume.
Q: “So danceswithcats what is your secret fantasy?”
A: Going South of the manson-nixon line
Q: When did you get that tattoo of a naked Cecil Adams?
A: It made my piss neon blue.
ok, ignore what I just wrote…I’m about 5 pages late