Answers first, please! (a game)

This is sort of like that thing that Johnny Carson did on the Tonight Show where he would give an answer and then open the envelope to reveal the question. I’ll start by giving an answer, the next person gives the question to my answer, and then provides an answer for the next person. Make sense?

[sub]This is also my 1000th post. I was going to have a post-count party, but they’re out of fashion now. So I figured I would just start a fun thread instead. I hope you enjoy it.[/sub]
First Answer: The Iron Giant

A statue to Lou Gehrig, the man who played in over 2,000 consecutive games and sustained more than 20 broken bones in his fingers alone, was recently unveiled. What is the subtitele of this statue?

The next answer: two gallons of toothpaste and a pile of condoms.

Way too much toothpaste?

<<The next answer: two gallons of toothpaste and a pile of condoms.>>

The question: What is the secret formula for Mintex, a new chewing gum that’s extra-minty, extra-chewy, and is guaranteed to prevent pregnancy when placed firmly between your knees?

Course, it’s still in testing, because when firmly so placed, it also prevents normal bodily functions and any type of dancing.

The next answer: grommets and asphalt.

What is the only affordable type of satellite dish for inner city schools?

Next answer: 27C.

Woosh! now there is someone in need of proportioning! Waddya think her measurements are?

Salvation.

How do you say salivation without drooling on yourself?

A martooni

What is SPOOFE’S idea of a hot date?

A: A martooni.

Q: What is Bugs Bunny’s favorite drink?
Next answer: The Little Spermaid

What porn was the first ever to win an Academy Award for Best Motion Picture?


Next answer: 37

How many minutes a day does the average driver spend with their turn signal stuck on?

(The answer will surprise you!)

Next answer:

The Statue of Liberty, a pinata, and three pounds of limburger cheese.

(holds card to head)
Name something you scale, something you wail, and something that’s stale.

Or…

Name three things you don’t want to find in your ass.

A party at Rick James’ house

Q: What’s the quickest way to go to jail?

Next answer: One leg at a time.

How do you get into those pants!?

Next answer: 47 pounds of peanut butter and Saddam Hussien

What is involved in the newest centerfold of “Terrorist Monthly”?

Next answer:

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.

“Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.”

What’s posted on your church’s sign this week?

A mile-long piece of pink thread.

What should I get my mom for her birthday?
two hundred gallons of old milk

“two hundred gallons of old milk”

What’s left on the wall when you have two hundred and one gallons of old milk on the wall when you take one down and pass it around?

Thousands of angry sheep.

What tried to kill me when I bought my new matress?
A buffalo, a cowboy, and Martha Stewart

“Thousands of angry sheep.”

What do farmer’s mean when they speak in hushed tones of “the Revolution”?

See a post above for the latest direction.