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“A buffalo, a cowboy, and Martha Stewart”
Meet the NEW Village People!
An act of congress.
What does it take to get me a date with a decent girl???
Four chickens, a cow, and Don King
A: An act of congress.
Q: What has to pass before one becomes an SDMB Moderator?
A tub full of gym socks, the moon, and Callista Flockhart.
A: Four chickens, a cow, and Don King.
Q: What does the NEW Old McDonald have on his farm?
A: (see previous post)
A: A tub full of gym socks, the moon, and Callista Flockhart.
Q: Name three things that won’t eat a friggin’ hamburger.
A: I’ve seen the rats lie down on Broadway.
“A tub full of gym socks, the moon, and Callista Flockhart”
What are 3 things I DO NOT want to find in my bathroom?
A poodle, a stick of salami, and a hooker
Three main characters of “Pretty Woman 2: Julia gets a dog”
Answer: Ooo eee, ooo ahh ahh, ding dang, wadda wadda bing bang.
What sound does a witch doctor make when he has hemorroids?
Answer: Tom Cruise, Boris Yeltsin, and Monica Lewinsky
Who’s invited to my birthday (Aug. 31) party?
A talking bulldog, a lawnmower, and a guy named Pete.
A: A talking bulldog, a lawnmower, and a guy named Pete.
Q: Who are the main characters in the next Farrelly Brothers film?
A: Golden chopsticks.
Q: What do you give to a Chinese couple on their 50th wedding anniversary?::running::
A: The Indianapolis Colts
Q: What is the name of the confused Indy car driver entered in this year’s Kentucky Derby?
A: Boston Baked Beans
What did Boston do for dinner last night?
A: Tall grass, a tub of jelly, and 6 rabbits.
Q: What do you put in rabbit stew?
A: 42 gallons of chocolate pudding
The best damn time you’ll ever have.
A: Monkey guts and handcuffs.
Q: What do I have on after a really wild party?
A: 1,000 trained Spanish llamas
Q: Who built the Bilbao Guggenheim?
A: My Little Pony ™ in disguise.
A: My Little Pony ™ in disguise
Q: What do you use for a corpse to perform a burial for the family kitten after dad has actually run over Mittens with the riding lawnmower?
(gimmie a break… that was a hard one)
A: About a thousand to one and you’d better have nimble hips…
Q: What, really, is Pokemon?
A: An embroidery hoop and vitamin E cream.