A: How do you keep a condom on a modest stud?
Q: the one on the left is a firefighter, and… will you excuse me?
What I said when someone saw the picture of me and my ex-boyfriend at a water show right before I found out he was gay.
A: 6 pounds of cocaine
Q: Define to much of a good thing?
A: Windows 98SE
I hold in my hand, sir, the LAST envelope - which was hermetically sealed in a mayonaise jar and kept on Funk and Wagnalls back porch since noon today. No one, NO no one, except you, sir, in your borderline magical way, can devine the question to the answer…
A: Windows 98SE
Q: What is americas last attempt to destroy communism?
A: Windows 98SE
Q: What is americas last attempt to destroy communism?
Wait! Answer: Brittney Spears And Justin Timberlake
Answer: Brittney Spears And Justin Timberlake
Q: What couple is most likely to give birth to the antichrist?
A: Shaquille O’neal, 2 lions, and an old lady.
Describe Siegfried and Roy’s fantasy date.
A. Nine inches, very thick and hard as a rock.
Sir Rhosis
Every answer deserves a question:
Q: (Headline in a hick newspaper, misspelling intentional)
What was the result of Richard Gear’s religious sojourn to Mexico?
Sir “stretching for that one” Rhosis
Every answer deserves a question:
Q: (Headline in a hick newspaper, misspelling intentional)
What was the result of Richard Gear’s religious sojourn to Spain?
Sir “stretching for that one” Rhosis
Is there even and answer we are to respond to. Am I just lost or are you not making any sense.
What is the most confusing way to ask a question?
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*Originally posted by Sir Rhosis *
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Q. What are the characteristics of Camanda’s skull?
(sorry, camanda, you left yourself wide open for that one- check Sir Rhosis’s first post in his 3-parter)
A. A wheelbarrow, a “Garden Weasel”, and a long handled hoe.
A. Nine inches, very thick and hard as a rock.
Q. A fence post. <sorry so lame but no one had an answer/question>
A. A wheelchair and two blonde women.