Gee, I wasn’t scared until I heard how many kids he wanted… :rolleyes:
“Now, sweetie, I know you can’t decide whether you’d rather go to the prom with John or Bob. Now, I gently discourage you from this, but if you want, you could have a child with each of them, and that might help you decide!”
OMG I CLICKED EROTICA!!!
must sanitize eyeballs…
whimper, whimper
My main question is who was the poor sucker to take the pics?
eeeeeewwwwwwww!
I am ashamed to admit I also clicked erotica. It was the morbidness that dwells inside me that made me do it.
I was just so relieved that he kept the actual baby making equipment under wraps.
My eyes! My EYES! Aieeeeeeeeeeee!
How about when he is talking about the tractors:
"Our tractor(s) would be big enough for our needs and no bigger.
Our tractor would have an enclosed cab.
On the farm, I would have to work on our machinery from time to time, and I can do this.
However, I am not obsessed with machinery, and especially working on machinery. "
Good to know, buddy…
Why do guys who look like that wind up doing stuff like this?
This guy really reminds me of that crazy lady’s website that was going around a few years ago - Mary something or other - and you had to jump through her five million hoops in order to be able to date her. She went on and on about her past experiences with some guy who took advantage of her, so she decided SHE had to be in charge for any future romantic situations.
I wish I could remember the website, because damn, that was funny.
Try to find it. Then send the link to this guy and maybe they could have the pitter patter of crazy kids running around before you know it.
I found it! And here’s a previous thread on the topic of this nutcase.
Well, I guess she’s given up on that quest, because her site is all new-agey mumbo-jumbo now.
But she’s still single, and if you’re a gentleman who wants to date her, all she requires now is an email. And that you be rail-thin.
Somehow I get the feeling that this manifested itself along the lines of involuntary shouts of “Be my mommeee! Be my mommeeee!”
Ok, since I’m at work I’m really not clicking on that erotica link. And even once I’m home, I don’t think I will from the reactions it gets.
Dear Lord, that man has me so utterly squicked. Okay, so he’s not very attractive at all, but it’s not so much that as the creepiness of his proposal, and the fact that he has Crazy Eye! You know what I mean, that totally insane gleam that only the truly looney get. It’s like a train wreck, I want to look away, yet I keep looking through the page. Nyyyuuurrgghh…
Am I the only one who chose to click on the ‘Sexual Activity’ link?..
Well ah’ll be damned
Dammit, Larry Mudd had beaten me to it. It’ll make you go blind, I was told 
That guy reminds me of the man who was making a suit of flesh on the silence of the lambs. I clicked on the Erotica page and that should be used in anti-drug ads cause that dude is cracked out.
He’s 5’8" and 140 … dear Og, I’m 5’8" and 140 – and I’m a chick. This guy’s chest looks like a toast rack in a wet paper bag.
That thingum under his nose … what is it, a philtrum? … it looks like an access slot, like if you stick a screwdriver into it his head will pop open.
And someone should really tell him that Nearsighted Parent + Farsighted Parent does not equal Kid With Normal Vision.
God, I had to look again.
Worth it for this:
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[ul][li]Everyone in the household would keep a baseball bat under their bed to deal with possible burglars, intruders, and trespassers.[/ul][/li][/quote]
…and unbalanced patriarchs, of course.
Seriously, though. Can you imagine the meter-reader’s horror twenty-five years down the road, when senescent Bill, his drooling incubator bride, and seventeen unsocialized brats charge out the house with clubs, yelling “Hold it right there, trespasser!”
Please let it be someone having a wheeze.
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Some of my strengths are -[ul][li]Have never had a cavity…[/ul] [/li][/quote]
That’s just so sad, I almost feel bad for being bent double with laughter.
So…curiosity got the better of me.
I had to wait until I was home to click on the naughty pictures section.
I hardly know what to say.
Stardust??
What the heck does “Being’s Curve” mean anyway? Which specific Being?
And I think the face-down pose kind of makes him look like a corpse.
Though not any less attractive than the others I guess.