So stop badgering me about it.
K?
Thanks.
Do you make change?
Well, I’m betting she doesn’t want to change babies, either…
No. Men are baby making machines. Women are baby having machines. Or not.
That’s the last straw, I’m never buying from Ronco again! 
:mad: SILENCE WOMAN! And get back into the kitchen! I’m hungry!
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I’m not badgering, I just want to know if I’ll ever have grandchildren.
Wait, this isn’t the Pocket Fisherman I ordered. It’s the Pocket Seaman.
So that makes this warranty I got…worthless? :eek:
…wait, do you process recalls? How about aftermarket parts? 
Now, now you just haven’t found the right penis yet. Keep looking!
Something’s in the air. I’m getting hit from all sides.
“when are you going to have a baby?”
That phrase haunts me day and night. Mostly at night by the husband, ahem.
Bukkake!
But you know, dear, you’re not getting any younger. Oh, and by the way, if you get artificially inseminated, it’s not like you’re cheating on your future husband or anything like that*.
*Yes, I was really told this by my aunt. It’s been nearly a year, and I’m still dumbfounded that she actually said that.
Next time, say this:
“When they go on sale at Wal-Mart”
Might be fun to watch the reactions.
I wish that my dude would make me into his personal baby-making machine!
Wooohoooo!
I think she means that she wants to give birth to Badgers.
How would that work?
And is this a new aspect to Furry Fandom?
Tell him it depends on when the UPS guy gets back from vacation.
What a coincidence. At this moment, I am.
<smithers>
I think that women and seamen don’t mix.
</smithers>
We know what you think.