Give him credit for not using the words “to slaughter and cannibalize.”
After seeing this site I started making this… noise. The noise got worse when my curiosity got the better of me and I started looking at pictures and then clinked that fateful “erotica” link.
I’m still making the noise. It’s something between a low mewling cry and the hum of a 100 hp engine.
Please help, will to live ebbing. All is growing dim.
The lampshade in that one picture… is that made from skin?
Well, he certainly has a well thought out plan if nothing else. His “basic plan” even applies to his future children and grandchildren:
"When the children reach 18 years of age, I would like for each of them to have 2 children with a mate selected by me.
This would be extra childbearing, in addition to children they might have when they married or under other circumstances.
Doing this would be voluntary. If an individual did not want to participate in this extra childbearing, that would be fine. "
Yes, I am sure that would be fine, if by “fine” you mean locked in the basement until you follow “Father’s” orders. And does anyone else think that he might just mean himself when he says “mate selected by me”?
I’m not even going near that erotica link…
Glarrggh…
I think this guy is going down in the SDMB Hall of Fame for Life. He’s replaced JaxAshby.
Anyone else sent this to Weird Earl’s yet?
Anyone else suspect that, in a couple of years, we’ll see his picture in the paper along with quotes from his neighbors, “He was such a quiet guy…never bothered nobody…you just never know”?
Hehe did this just come up? I want progress reports on how this is going. You know he is going to find 5 women to help him. I am sure of it. Look the Canibal guy had several dudes who were willing to get killed. I imagine he’ll find his mates. I just hope he keeps us updated. Imagine taking HIM home to meet your parents!
MsRobyn just showed this thread to me.
Pardon me while I run off to get some Clorox for my retinas.
I’ll pit her later when my eyesight/sanity returns.
[MsRobyn sitting next to me]Yeah, that’ll be never
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It’s all a relative thing.
HAND.
The part that sounds weird to me is where he is saying that he would just love to withdraw from the world ( I think it was near the frightened animal part ) but one of the main things drawing him back into society is his “strong sex drive” but then he goes on to state that he’s not very experienced. Anyways, all i have left to say is BLARGH!!! And yes he does have crazy eyes.
Funny you should mention “herd”.
Maybe he should try a more effective pickup line for the situation.
Baa.
Oh shit, this just cracks me up:
This slays me. I don’t know why. It just does.
Tripler
I’m still laughing–crying really. . .
I am simply at a loss for words.
I’m sure he can’t handle all the replies he’s had.
Sure, I think we ought to make him an honorary Doper.
Then we could submit some of his Erotica photos for publication in Opal’s calendar.
That place reads like a Michale Jackson interview, really!
Admins, please suspend this person for even thinking about this.
[sub]Just kidding[/sub]
Robin
:Shudder:
I think his parents were cousins.
I feel kind of sorry for this guy.
(bolding mine)
He’s tried to fit in to society but can’t, so he’s going to make his own society of his children and grandchildren.
Does he not realize that no one ‘fits in’ to society and completely reveals their true self? Does he not realize that his kids aren’t going to be just like him? Does he realize that nearsighted + farsighted doesn’t = normal vision?
Sure he’s kind of weird looking and has some quirks. Everyone is loved by someone, right?
The only thing I know for sure is that he makes me feel normal.