Hey, does anyone know where Satan and heatherlee are moving to after they get married (if they do)?
'Cause I think I might have an idea…
Sanibel…
YOW!!! That was a classic…I’m speechless. I can’t believe I missed that.
::high five::
Zette
A friend is someone who likes you even though you’re as ugly as a hat full of assholes.
Zettecity
Agreed. ChrisCTP is indeed a fuckwit. That is why SHE checks out the board two or three times a day rather than tending to HER real life.
Except I didn’t order you off the board. I told you to take your trolling elsewhere. In fact, you were trolling, as your (albiet humorously worded) OP suggested that the members of this board were desperate and was obviously designed to provoke defensive responses.
Glad to know that I could provide you with your amusement for the day, though.
“ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane
Chris’ Homepage: Domestic Bliss
Does this mean that there isn’t going to be a party?
Revtim said:
" Go felch yourself, ya flaming ass lizard! "
Wow ! If ‘Go Felch Yourself !’ is gonna be the new expletive, I’m deifnately moving into the 5 foot bending straw business.
Straws !! Get your telescopic flexible straws here ! Only $4.95 each !
- Coldfire, still wondering about some biological limitations regarding auto-felching… especially the deposit-part… *
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
To give credit where credit is due, I got the “go felch yourself” line from somebody else on this board. Don’t remember who, though.
I don’t see why anybody would have problems with the deposit part though…
– RevDirkDiggler
I think it was Alphagene.
Or “Der FelchMeister,” as he’s known around town.
Uke
Naw, 'tweren’t me, Uke. I prefer the term “Bubblefuck, Idaho.”
Besides, I’m not afraid to flame under my real name! Or am I going to have to remind you of my love of threads involving felines with soft stools?
Back off, man. I’m a scientist.
Now, see, I’d always heard it as “Bumblefuck”-actually, West Bumblefuck, Iowa.
But my personal favorite (courtesy of my father), is Bullpecker Falls, Minnesota.
And the problem with small furry animals
in corners is that, just occasionally,
one of them’s a mongoose.
Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad
Oh, felch me. Nevermind my last post. I’m getting my threads confused.
Felching should be easy for me, considering my head is up my ass today…
Back off, man. I’m a scientist.
No, no, no -
It’s Bumfuck Egypt
>^,^<
KITTEN
Seven days of sex makes a whole week.
Yup, I always heard Bumfuck, Egypt.
Although its not nearly as humorous as Assboink, Idaho.
Hi Diane. 
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Revtim,
When auto-felching (so, felching yourself), I would imagine depositing the liquids to be felched with the aforementioned straw (incidently available at Coldfire Chains ‘n’ Whips, Inc.) have to be deposited by yourself too. Now, I dunno about you, but in a non-flaccid state, the male member would be a hard thing to shove up one’s OWN ass.
Unless you take the definition of auto-felching less literal, in which case your best mate can do the depositing whereas you restrict yourself to the straw action (straws still available ! order now ! etc. etc.).
Please enjoy your breakfast, America. Now, back to our live coverage from Assboink, Idaho…
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Am I the only one that has noticed Coldfire’s fascination with felching?
trisha
Hiiiiii UnnnnncleBeeeeeerrrrr
Oh yeah, I have noticed the felching thing too.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Seven days of sex makes a whole week.
Huh… just because I have a vivid imaginatiom doesn’t mean I’m fascinated by it…
grumble
OK, I’ll stop talking about the felching thing as soon as someone buys these here 1 million telescopic straws from me 
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Cfire, I’ll buy the damn things if that’s all it takes to make you stop.
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Coldfire,
I have no use for the straws, however, I might be willing to order some whips, chains and leather underware from you.
After all Christmas is almost upon us !
The LION be surprised to see his sweet wife decked out like that.
Better make the chains heavy duty, I have a feeling he will try to fight me when he woke up to the first flick
of the whip !
Ayesha - Lioness
You sound reasonable. Must be time to up my medication.