Any Straight Dopers in Assboink, Idaho?

The preceding thread has been brough to you by Felching.

“When you need to hijack a thread, think Felching!!!”

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Back off, man. I’m a scientist.

Hey! I moved to Assboink from Bubblefuck three years ago and I thought I was the only person here with a computer. It’s good to see fine upstanding citizens such as yourselves regarding our peaceful little town.


Za’an kho’ku na tenshi no teeze. Kyoko Baby!

Okay damnit. I give up…What the fuck is felching.


Thanks,

Daniel

NEVERMIND…I remembered. I knew I had heard that during insult fights back in high school, but I couldn’t remember what it was. Please don’t reply with a description of what it is.


Thanks,

Daniel