How dare you just throw around the word “evil” like you have any idea how it feels to be evil! The evil of the world are always being repressed and oppressed. I demand a swift retraction of this blatantly discriminatory statement and require a gold-plated apology plaque for my suffering.
Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music.
One-of-a-kind, custom-designed Wally sig available on request.
Wow, C. K., so you stole Traci Lords away from her fiance? I’m impressed. I didn’t think you had it in you. Oh, wait, Tracy Lord? That’s different. Never mind. I apologize for the mistake.
You got it backwards, Wendell. I’d take Tracy Lord over Traci Lords any day… for any criteria you come up with.
Well, OK, except maybe something superficial like boob size.
Wait a minute! I’m the guy who was sitting next to you, and I am offended by your implication that I have something to appologize for. When and if I decide to appologize, I will do it on my own terms. I don’t need some two-bit Sci-Fi junkie applogizing to imaginary creatures on my behaf!
Whew! I feel much better now. I’m sorry if I offended anyone in my offense.
“The large print givith, and the small print taketh away.”
Tom Waites, “Step Right Up”
Then again, I could be wrong.
CKDextHavn,
I am outraged by this statement. As a keen student of the female breast and someone who belives boob size is not superficial but rather a true window upon the soul, I demand a retraction.
Like the science of phrenology, which determines personality through measurement of the human skull, I have been conducting a strict scientific study of female personality by manipulation of the breasts. (Unfortunately, subjects have been a bit difficult to come by of late, but i]science shall not be impeded*, dammit.)
Whatever the other competing characteristics of the two mesdames Lords, I demand an apoligy for you callous disregard of the substantial importance of boob size.
Dr. Billdo
P.S. I apologize in advance to anyone who may be offended by the nature of my research. (I am, however, accepting applications to become research subjects.)
My apologies to anyone offended by the typographical errors in the above post. When I think about a topic so important to me, the speed of my thoughts exceeds the speed of my typing. (Particularly when I’m typing one handed. 
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(I also apologize to anyone I may offend by the above smilie or the reference to which it is attached)
Even when it’s purple? Or green? Or neon orange?
(I apologize for not offending anyone with this post.)
Sig Alert!
Ahem!
Sexual harrassment will not be tolerated on this MB. . .
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It will, however, be graded.
Tom~
oo! oo! me too! me too!
as a relative newbie to the Wonderful World of Cecil™ in general, and a first-time poster to the Pit in particular, i offer sincere apologies for the contents, past, present and future, of all my postings that may/will reek of sarcasm, superciliousness (yes, it is so a real word), smugness, and any and all aspects of disdain for imbecility, which i may exhibit to any other posters, current or future, for expressing their really half-assed ideas that bear absolutely no relation to sense or normalcy. as one who has never suffered fools gladly, i offer the most sincere apologies of which i am capable for the fact that they find themselves residing within that category.
next one who says “Fates a bitch” gets whacked with my measuring stick.
Speak for yourself, Tom. I am formally soliciting sexualy harrasing e-mails from ultress. I would like to apologise to Tom for correcting him here.
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
Relax, I’m not as Dave as I look!- A Wallified sig!
Well, I ain’t apologizin to no one no where for nothin I ever done. Is that okay? I mean, like if it isn’t, I’m sorry, you know? I was just tryin to be red-neck macho, if that’s okay. Red-necks are good people, I didn’t mean they weren’t but I don’t mean to say they are bettern anyone else either but no worse and I didn’t mean nothin by sayin macho but I can’t spell “feminism” and all and if any of you lovely ladies would like to punish me, I admit I deserve a spanking on my naked quivering buttocks and I hope that didn’t offend anyone who doesn’t have buttocks or whose buttocks don’t quiver. I have to go, the orderly is coming.
I drank the last cold beer. Sorry 'bout that. How’s that for a hollow apology?
Hmph. Gee, Unc, I had a spare sixer in the lettuce crisper. I’m so very, very sorry for not telling you about it, and I also apologize for sitting here and drinking it all right in front of you.
So there.
-andros-
Sorry all, I was out of the loop for a few weeks and I’m curious what prompted this apology from CK. And I’m too lazy to try and figure it out on my own. Sorry. So very sorry.
WELL! I have never received a sexually explicit email from ultress! I am deeply offended, not to mention crushed!
< VB stomps off, nose in air >
VB
I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken.
This has got to be the sorriest BBQ Pit topic that has ever been posted!
Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
I forgive you all.
Deal with it.
Yeah. That’s been my general experience with VisualBasic, too.
Isn’t that offensive to people who don’t believe in God? People who are probably even now picking up the phone to call your boss and complain about religious zealotry?