hey i love making people mad, and insulting them, its one of lifes finer things
People Suck. No apologies necessary.
Well for all the ‘gentlemen’ (I use that term loosely) who have not received a sexually explicit email from me, you deleted them you morons!!!
I will send one photo (on request by email) that is not sexually explicit if you so desire.
I apologize for calling you morons.
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
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Or, conversely: Necessary apologies? No. Suck people.
What game are YOU playing?
I apologize for not responding sooner, evilbeth.
And I’m also sorry that my apology does not go beyond the realm of collective sorriness that has been expressed here, to a new stratosphere of original, unique contrition. Your outrage is certainly worthy of more, and I hereby express my deepest regret and pray you will absolve me.
Give me immortality, or give me death!
Oh great! Now I’m really offended! How dare you imply that I would delete a sexually explicit email from you, of all people?
And then you have the nerve to call me a moron?!! (apology notwithstanding) Sheesh! Wot crust!
VB
I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken.
- A Wally original!
Boy, isn’t this the sorriest bunch in tarnation?
Ranger Jeff
The Idol of American Youth
And just exactly who are you praying to, Milo? Hmmm? God, Yahweh, Allah, Buddha, the IPU, who?!?
We’ve been over the whole “praying” thing in various Catholic-bashing threads in GD, Jezebel. I’m sorry that you don’t know that the verb “to pray” means to request or to petition without implying an act of worship or that the recipient of the prayer be divine.
I apologize for not calling your attention to this matter before you posted.
Tom~
Well, I am insulted that you would NOT pray to a diety. How dare you mock my faith!!
(Hey, this is fun!)
Jezebel, I apologize for not realizing that you worshipped a member of Japan’s parliament. Which member of the Diet do you consider a deity?
Tom~
And, adding insult to injury, you ridicule my typos.
I think I need to call my lawyer. I am now suffering from emotional distress and am unable to complete the data entry portion of my current occupation for fear of further ridicule. Someone’s gonna pay.
We will be in touch.
Hey! Hey! Hey! This is the apology thread. Lawsuits are two down, on the left. I think you owe the board an apology for your intemperate refusal to apologize for typographical errors.
I now apologize for not being home when your process server gets here (whenever that is).
Tom~
Oops!! My mistake. Please accept my most humble and heartfelt apologies for not living up to the grammatical and spelling standards for this board. Also for taking offense at your inherent lack of compassion and understanding.
We’ll still be in touch, though. 
I’ll have youknow that my lack of compassion is not inherent. I worked hard to achieve this level of cold-heartedness.
You owe me an apology.
(I apologize for having falsely given the impression that my lack of understanding was inherent.)
Tom~
I would like to sincerely apologize to everyone I may have offended. Except for the idiots who deserved it.
Tom…
I apologize for my assumption that you born with a glaring personality defect and that I failed to recognize your hard work in achieving such coldheartedness.
Might I just add that you’ve succeeded spectacularly?
I’d like to apologize to all the lurkers who are here reading this particularly humiliating thread just because it’s been featured in Threadspotting on the Home Page.
We aren’t always like this, really. Usually we’re much, much more fiery, and interesting, too. We don’t always grovel and whine, begging for apologies. Sometimes we really wind up and let fly. Sometimes we say things like,
So don’t judge us by this “Apologies” thread. Please.
[I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to **Pashley** for using his quote without permission. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I’ll never do it again, I promise. And if you don’t like it, you can go suck my goat’s balls.]
[I’d like to apologize to the Goatkeepers’ Webring for recommending that goats be used in such a demeaning fashion, implying that goats were only fit to have their balls sucked as a punishment for hydrocephalic dwarfs.]
[I’d like to apologize to hydrocephalic dwarfs everywhere for implying that the only fit punishment for them would be to suck a goat’s balls. Of course I realize that there are much less demeaning species of animal out there whose balls they could suck.]
[I’d like to apologize to goats everywhere for even hinting that I might ask them to do something as denigrating, demeaning, and dehumanizing as allowing a hydrocephalic dwarf to suck their balls as punishment. But in my defense, I would like to ask, “If it was just for fun, instead of as punishment, could he do it then?”]
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen
notthemamaBite me.
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Homepage: www.superlativeandsassy.com
Occupation: Temptress
Location: Ultra, California
Interests: surpluses, excesses, abundances, extras, lagniappes
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Notthemama: Boy, am I ever sorry I said it was okay for you to use “to suck goat balls” as freely as you wished! I really hope no goats read this thread. They’re gonna be pissed.
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)