WTF???
WTF???
Since I am a virgin to the Pit, I feel an obligatory apology is necessary to everyone for my painful ignorance. So, I apologize. If an apology isn’t necessary, I apologize for not recogizing that. I’m trying to learn the ropes. And if over-apologizing is in some way offensive to some people, for that too I apologize.
shit…being PC is hard work…
Yikes!! How the hell did that post twice?
And now I apologize for not even making it to 100 posts before I double-posted.
I’d like to apologize to needs2know for her having to ‘live with you people I know what you are like’. It must be so hard to go through life every day knowing how every single person feels and what they think and how they have lived their life. We should all be thankful here in the South that we have this individual to speak up for us. Actually if you read her posts you can tell she don’t know jack sh*t about anything. But lets humor her and see if she improves.
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I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
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Jezebel:
Yeah, Bjorn tends to have that effect on people. After I’ve been talking to him for a while, I too have trouble getting my eyes back in focus.
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen
From The Kids in the Hall:
Bruce McCulloch–“I’m sorry I caused all that cancer. I didn’t realize it was such a hideous disease.”
Dave Foley–"‘I’m sorry I caused all that cancer’? That’s it? You don’t even sound like you mean it, Bruce!"
Bruce–“Dave, you told me to apologize and that’s just what I did!”
Sorry, this thread just reminded me of that.
As you were.
Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music.
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i apologize for not trying to convert this thread.
bj0rn - chickens for sale…!
(You know, I find it helps to copy it to WordPad and then fix all the punctuation errors, etc., so they’re not so distracting. Then I usually light some incense, sacrifice a chicken to the spirit of Kate Turabian, and get really drunk. Then it actually starts to make sense.) - notthemama
BEEEEEEEEP!!!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
I have been living with this horrible guilt for so long. Let me clear my conscience once and for all: Please, all people living, dead (err, sorry, that’s “non-living”), or yet to be born- If I ever did or ever will do or say anything to hurt you, scare you, or otherwise cause you any kind of distress or inconvenience, or if my very existence bothers you, please accept this most heartfelt outpouring from me, in order that I may make everything right: GET OVER IT, YOU PATHETIC WRETCH!!! Thank you- I feel better now.
Incidentally, has anyone seen my contact lens?