Hard to have a steely-eyed stare when your eyeballs are floating in someone’s soup!
But, Anti, if you don’t have the brick, and I don’t have the brick, that means . . .
O, woe and misery! We’ve been replaced by another sock!
Kind of lends a whole new meaning to the term ‘blockhead’, ya know? 
God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
** Hard to have a steely-eyed stare when your eyeballs are floating in someone’s soup!**
You see what I mean, you are the * sharpest * knife in the drawer, coosa!
** But, Anti, if you don’t have the brick, and I don’t have the brick, that means . . .
O, woe and misery! We’ve been replaced by another sock! **
I’m sure sorry that Notthemama’s clown shoes didn’t get brick dust on them::::::::shuffles, mumbling away:::::::I hope the other socks become all unravelled ::::that’ll show her! humphfff::::
her fingers will stick through,:::::and everybody will laugh:::::yeah, THAT’s the ticket!!!
Well, then accept my most humble apologies!
Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music.
One-of-a-kind, custom-designed Wally sig available on request.
I’d like to apologize for being new here and for not having the best grammer in the world and for not being able to spell and for not learning more about the people here befor i posted and for using plastic bags insted of paper and for using paper insted of plastic and for this run on sentince. sorry 
Please excuse my spelling. i recieved my education in the United States.
Anti Pro, Coosa, if it wasn’t already 10 a.m., I’d tell the two of youze to GO TO BED ALREADY!
I’m sorry I got you all upset so’s you couldn’t sleep.
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen
Sealemon, I think you need to apologize for your demeaning and inappropriate use of the word ‘bastard’ in your apology. Your statement implied that all bastards cut people off in traffic, and that all people who cut others off in traffic are bastards. I would like to state here and now how utterly offended I am by that blanket statement.
Just because I happen to cut people off in traffic does not make me a bastard, and on behalf of all traffic cutters offers, I demand an immediate apology.
What’s more, the fact I am a bastard does not make any express or implied warranty that I will cut people off in traffic, and I demand an apology on behalf of myself and other bastards like me everywhere. (I do not wish to imply here that all bastards everywhere are like me, and apologize to anyone who might have misunderstood what I wrote. I will attempt not to post any further potentially misleading or offensive comments.)
Any co-mention of or relation between bastards and traffic cutters offers is purely coincidental within the confines of this post or any other post posted by this poster. I apologize for any confusion or distress this may cause anyone. I also apologize for using post, posted, and poster in the same sentence two sentences ago.
I further apologize to anyone who may have been in some way, known or unknown to me, offended (or not offended) by any apology in the previous paragraph.
I do not, however, make any apology for being either a bastard, or a traffic cutter offer. I’m sorry, but I just can’t bring myself to apologize. I was born with this character flaw, and I’m sorry.
Really, I am.
I would like to further apologize for being illiterate and having misread Sealemon’s post above. I now understand that THEY cut YOU off in traffic, and YOU are the bastard. No arguments here.
Sorry!
Um, okay. I’m sorry to tell you that hell will freeze over before this happens. 
Have a nice day!!
This is my first post to the pit (sorry), I came here thread-chasing (sorry). However, after seeing the word “bastard” being so carelessly flaunted. I thought I could benefit by baring my soul (sorry for using you all this way). When I was 14 my biological father introduced himself to me (three years after the demise of my mothers husband) which makes me a genuine-card carrying-dyed-in the wool-bastard. My mother was sorry about this, as was my “father”(?). As the accidental result of this nasty, sweaty, revolting copulation of two sorry people, I myself have always been a sorry person, for which I apoligise.
Reading this thread has brought me some measure of relief (sorry) and has saved me $125 for my analyst appointment this week. However, I feel dirty holding this money that I am so obviously undeserving of, so I sit here lighting cigarettes (sorry) with ten dollar bills as my six shoeless children share our last can of pork 'n beans in the kitchen. Damn I’m sorry! Screw you all for making me feel like this! Sorry for the “S” word.
sorry i’m late… what did i miss?
Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?
The First Annual Presidential Professional Apologists Speech Writer’s Convention.
I, uh, well, uh, was, er, uh, well, you know, uh, well, um, a little, um, well, not really, well, um, * offended *, uh, well, er, maybe, not exactly, but, er, um, well, then again, maybe, uh, well, yeah, um, well, maybe not, er, now that, er, uh, I, um, well, think about, um, it, but, well, I guess, uhm, well, you could, er, um, well, uh, maybe, er, uh, next time, well, uh, if it, um, er, wasn’t, a, uh, um, youknow, a, a problem, um could you, uh, all, uh, well, uh, um, well, um, um, um, well, uh, help, no, uh, not help, um well, uh, think, yeah, um uh, think, uh, well, uh, about , er, uh, um, what, er, uh, well, uh, uh, you, um, are going to, uh, well, uh, you know, uh, write, um, er, well, then, uhm, er, uh, well, uh, maybe, um, maybe then, uh, people, um, er, uh, you know, uh, the people, uh, on, uh, this, uh, message, uh, board, yeah, message board, uh, um, um, would, er, I , uh, mean, uh wouldn’t, uh, you know, er, uh, well, get, uh, er, um, uh, well, uh, take, uh, er, uh, things, um, you know, uh, er, things, uh, said, uh, or, uh, well, uh, written, that they, uh, wouldn’t, uh, um, you, uh , well, get confused, or, uh, well, upset, uh, yeah, uh, upset, um, by, uh, well, uh, what you, ah, uh, er, well, uh, said, er, or, more, uh, to the, uh, point, um, wrote. Yeah.
Um, uh, couldn’t, er, uh, well, you know, uh, couldn’t we, uh, um, well, uh, all, uh, um, just, uh, well, er, uh, get along? Please?
I have so many thoughts going through my head that sometimes it’s hard to finish a
I would like to formerly apologize to everyone for global warming, La Nina, potholes, static on their radios, SNL sucking, underwear that wedge, Martha Stewart, Pro Wrestling, The Rise of Adam Sandler, using disposable diapers and clotting up the landfills over polluting the water by using bleach to clean cloth diapers, Elian Gonzalez’s mother dying, OJ Simpson not getting a guilty verdict, Old Navy’s Ad Campaign,My daugher and the pear shaped figure she will inherit from me, My husband for not giving him blow jobs on the hour, My dog for allowing her to become a fat snoring shedding non tax deductable house dog, My Son for not letting him remain an only child and most especially I profusely grovel to one and all for the entire Y2K debacle.
I am so embarassed, I forgot to apologize for Cher and her inability to disappear forever from public view. I’m so sorry.
I’m sorry that bj0rn doesn’t seem to read this thread. He could really use some of that punctuation
I’m also sorry for taking an unprovoked jab at bj0rns integrity. And for bringing up his name unwarranted. And for being me.
I’m really sorry.
Oh, and y’all can go fuck yerselves as well.
you dont have to use names!!! not unless you are directly targeting your text towards that person. and if that person is not reading the thread, you can not direct your text towards that person. got that?
bj0rn - not reading this thread…
(You know, I find it helps to copy it to WordPad and then fix all the punctuation errors, etc., so they’re not so distracting. Then I usually light some incense, sacrifice a chicken to the spirit of Kate Turabian, and get really drunk. Then it actually starts to make sense.) - notthemama
Duh, bj0rn. Since you follow me around all the time, I was pretty sure you would eventually read it anyway.
And see? It took you less than an hour to do so. Your entire “I’m not reading this thread, so you may not insult me” defense is therefore slightly absurd, to say the least.
I would have taken it for sarcasm, had it come from another poster. But we all know you are incapable of that wonderful language tool.
Once again, I’m genuinely sorry.
(For your convenience bj0rn, just this once: :rolleyes
Holy sweet merciful thundering crap.
See? I can’t even MAKE a decent sarcasm emoticon!!
OK, let’s give it another go… the things I do for that little kid. One would think he’d show a little gratitude, but alas…
:rolleyes:
i am really sorry you think i follow you around.
[ :rolleyes:]
i am also really sorry you think i follow you around.
[/ :rolleyes:]
so nice to know you are sorry!
bj0rn - now we know that is replaced before :rolleyes:
(You know, I find it helps to copy it to WordPad and then fix all the punctuation errors, etc., so they’re not so distracting. Then I usually light some incense, sacrifice a chicken to the spirit of Kate Turabian, and get really drunk. Then it actually starts to make sense.) - notthemama
I would like to apologize on behalf of bj0rn, for trying to transform yet another thread into a “bj0rn vs. the Intelligent Contingent, Chairman Coldfire presiding” debate.
Not gonna happen, my little viking. Sorry.