With all the chemists in Eureka that shouldn’t be too difficult to arrange, I should think they’d consider it a challenge. Especially if I mentioned that I’d already spoken to others about it(Including whoever their greatest rival is) Or if I said something like “If it’s too hard for you please don’t feel like you’re under any obligation.”
Can you put me through to Special Circumstances (The Culture)? My mission is more or less act as a beat cop - travel around the universe in a mind-ship, undercover but recording all the goings on and making sure everythings OK.
I’d need a full culture body workup of course, but that’s something they can do to me themselves after I arrive.
What can I bring back for you are a thank you present?
Stuff Special Circumstances - I’d like a job as a Culture Referer, please. Same perks, and a much lower chance of being decapitated or drowned in shit.
Or, if you can only sneak one person into any given universe, can I have a job as a field agent for the Polity, please? I can cope with AIs, and getting myself uploaded into a Golem body sounds like a good career move.