I think I may have a problem. I’m not sure, because it’s not the kind of thing you talk about with your friends.
When I kiss my girlfriend, I get an almost immediate reaction from my penis. I’m not just talking about kissing as a prelude to sex. This could be kissing to say goodbye, if I’m on my way to work. It could be kissing when I come home. I’m talking about a proper kiss on the lips, possibly with tongues. The kiss is normally accompanied by some sort of embrace, you know, arms around the waist. This isn’t anything particularly kinky, it’s just a kiss. Just like millions of couples do every day.
So, I kiss her. A signal goes to my brain. For some reason, despite the fact that I know we aren’t about to have sex, my brain decides to start pumping blood into my penis. I feel my penis go “zing!” and that all too familiar stirring begins. I find myself actually pulling my waist slightly away from her. I can only imagine that she would be quite alarmed if she knew how frequently she gives me a boner. Plus, I’m fairly sure she doesn’t want to feel my tool prodding her stomach each time we kiss. I should explain at this point that I’m a fair bit taller than her, and FTR I have a big penis. I can’t help this, it’s just the way I’m built.
Now, I guess you could explain this away by saying that it’s down to the sexual attraction. Sure I love her, and I have the major hots for her. But, really, is kissing supposed to do this to guys? I want some opinions here, either way. Am I nuts, or am I just a red blooded male? Is my girlfriend so smoking hot that I should trade her in for one that doesn’t give me palpitations when I get hold of her?