You’re challenging PussyCow to a cat fight? You nuts? I’ll sit on you after pulling out my claws!
Anyway, he went after me. I can’t help it if I’m irresistable.
You, Madam, are a lying shrew!
: tosses PussyCow into the fountain :
He’s MINE!
He wouldn’t go after you if your name was PussyGalore, you ho! 
: dives in after for a some good ol’ fasion hair pulling :
You mean I get to declaw you first?
So harmless, does Jennifer know about you and Brad?
Feh!
She’s just the front.
She goes to all the publicity crap so I don’t have to.
I get Brad for just the good stuff. 
Alright, that explains it.
I always thought their marriage was just a little too perfect. Being the beautiful, famous couple. They look more like brother and sister than a real husband and wife.
So for the record, harmless, it was just kissing. I mean, he didn’t do it for me.
I’ll try to not let it happen again.
However, because you are a lot of fun to roll around in the mud with…
:gets in crouching position:
:lunges: (however this is very difficult for a cow, so basically goes 2 inches and falls on chin)
Awww!!
: pats PussyCowon the head :
There, there. I know it must hurt…well I guess I really can’t know, seeing as to how* I’ve* never been dumped before…but I’m sure it’ll be all right.
I hear Ben is free…and it’ll probably lead to a threesome with Matt.
Well, being that Brad is still lusting after me it may in fact be a foursome.
Hmmmmm (rubs chin). 'Course I suspect Ben is a bit of a pansy about the whole thing. May have to be tied down…
Make that prefersto be tied down.
Where are the boys?
I can’t believe they’re not in here egging on the cat fight.
You know?
I was thinking the same thing. 
I noticed a Jeopardy match going on earlier.
My money is that’s where Hal’s at.
Rufusis probably sitting quietly in the shadows…watching.
YA PERV!
:: walks back in with black hooded cape and scythe ::
It’s worth a try.
Terribly sorry…I thought you were Rufus lurking in the shadows there.
You still trying to kill this thread?
Looks like you get about as much sleep at night as I do. Maybe you are one of us…the undead that is. :eek:
oh yeah, you can just call me the nightstalker
Whoop…sorry…was busy working on the web page last night…so, cat fight, 'eh? Let’s go! More splashing! More hair pulli…
:eek:
Jeopardy match?!
Gotta go!
Ok, I got a trampoline now. This should help.
(sneaks up behind harmless, gets into crouching position with large cow ass in air. Manages to jump the four inches up to the trampoline. Rebounds off the trampoline, high into the air - ok, five inches - sees harmless getting closer. Brings out claws, but legs too short to bring claws out in front of face. Nose manages to brush harmless on her butt, but ultimately lands on nose and front knees.)
Damn these stubby legs.
: sits onPussyCow’s head :
My poor FelineBovine.
You do try so hard.
Yanks on PussyCow’s tail.
Neener, neener!
Uh- uh oh.
::fart::
Uh, sorry. You shouldn’t yank on my tail, though.
These cat fight cow face sitting ass kissing tail farting posts are strangely and curiously both erotic and not at the same time. :smack: