Ha ha! It’s a good thing the undead don’t need to breathe! 
: flicks a bic :
Hey, watch out! That’s pure methane-BOOM
Mmmm.
I do make for some tasty sloppy joes, though.
Sorry, I don’t eat cat or cow.
: Pours a shot of t-keela down PussyCow’s throat. :
Interpret that as you will. 
Ok, so you’re straight. I won’t hold it against you.
But I’m telling you, harmless once you go bovine, you won’t EVER go back!
BTW, got some lime to back t-keela?
hhhmmm…not sure if t-keela will appreciate it, but… : le shrug :
: rubs lime all over t-keela’s back :
Do you take salt?
Watch out there, you guys. As seen in this thread, drinking may be hazardous to your head. :eek:
Nah, just your friends. :eek:
sniff sniff
Whooo! Geez!
PussyCow, PussyCow
What are they feeding you?
PussyCow, PussyCow
It’s not your FAUuuuuuuaaauUUuuuaaa[sub]aaauuuuu[/sub]llt
It’s thundering and lighting bigger than poop right now! :eek:
If the power fails, maybe I can go home!
Oh, you 'gators with your wacky weather! Where will it end? 
:mad:
'Nole, tyvm!
He’s a gator man, she’s a nole fan. 
Now I need someone to come smoosh this huge flying ant I just found in the front door grating. 
Tropical Storm got you down? Giant flying ants terrorizing the neighborhood?
well, worry no more! 
:eek:
Wow, that looks a lot like my coff…coffee maker, yeah, that’s it!
We drink a lot of coffee.
coffee?
That stuff’ll kill ya.
Yes it will.
Just give all the coffee over to ol’ harmless here.
I’ll take care of that nasty, yucky stuff.
Seriously, give me the coffee…now be a good Rufus and just hand it over…there’s a good…HEY! No biting! Give it to me…that’s right…
JUST GIVE ME THE FREAKING COFFEE ALREADY!!!
It seems you’ve had enough. :dubious:
I could be mistaken Harmless but I think ol’ Rufus is prodding me on the evils of coffee. There was a thread once upon a time in which I explained my concerns over the fact that large quantities of caffeine is unhealthy for children. The fact that a diet comprised mostly of sugar and caffeine is detrimental to the normal development of a young mind. Some folks didn’t quite understand my position in the thread. My wife and daughter BOTH have/had Muscular Dystrophy and I prepared all the meals. They had a strict diet which I followed to the letter.
Then again, I could be mistaken…Rufus …interuption excuse me :eek:
a-hemm to hell with the coffee. HTF? did I miss this party. I’ve been celibate for too long…and don’t worry I’ve got the damned salt. You just let me know where to put it.
Actually, t-keela, I don’t recall the thread you describe. Sounds interesting, though.
As far as salt: Every cow needs a salt lick.
not bad
BTW have you ever seen the size of a cows tongue? Not quite as big as a giraffe’s but impressive none the less.