Caffeine + children?! = :eek: :eek: :eek:
Me thinks Rufus only references my addictions. 
5’2"
What? 
I agree. Plus, I have never seen a giraffe’s tongue in my grandmother’s fridge. I have, unfortunately, seen a cow’s tongue there. :eek:
And what, pray tell, was it doing there? :dubious:
in your grandmother’s what?
the old folks used to call a fridge an ice box…
So how big was this cow’s tongue that was in granny’s box.
BTW where is PussyCow?
In that case I revise my question to read: "And why, pray tell, were you looking in there? :dubious: "
I wonder if he’s got a pet alligator?
Waiting to be cooked and eaten, of course. What else?
Of course I don’t have a pet alligator. I have a pet kangaroo! Haven’t you ever heard the song?
I had to search this but apparently you are talking about a kids song off of schoolhouse rock. Rufus Xavier Sasparilla? I thought he had a pet armadillo.
Double check>>>yep and a arrdvark and a rhino and something else but no alligators that I could find.
But I know I remember something about you and an alligator.
schoolhouse rock… How old are you again?
well of course it’s none of your business, but I found a kangaroo that followed me home and now it is mine.
My sister Rafaella found the aardvark, and my friend Albert wants her to find him a rhinoceros.
Perhaps if you search for ‘rufus alligator’ in the SDMB search engine, you will find what you are looking for.
I did post in the thread about the guy in Indiana who married his daughter and had a pet alligator. Perhaps that is what you are remembering.
Perhaps I’m too old to use the word ‘perhaps’ more than twice in one thread???
No offense intended Rufus but since this thread has taken on some implied if not explicit comments of a sexual nature. I wouldn’t want to be accused of corrupting our youth. You know they’ve killed people for that at various times and places.
Also, hemlock makes a poor margarita. 
In any event, nevermind the question of age. Intelligence, wisdom and respect are not determined by the date of one’s birth.
Great Googly Moogly, you said it! :rolleyes:
ll.^^
> :eek: < - meow?
Sir! Such accusations!
: le swoon :
I believe it was Grady on Sanford and Son who used the line good googly moogly first.
Maybe someone before him but I don’t recall it if there was.
nice kitty, sweet kitty, cum here kitty kitty kitty… got anymore pics of your pretty little (bleep)
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thread killers indeed :rolleyes:
Don’t you know that topic has already been done?
And a good *(bleep) to you too!
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:dubious:
Now see?
I killed the hell out of that thread!
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Don’t you know that topic has already been done?
No sweetie I missed that thread. Not to spoil the mood but I was elsewhere that month. 
Thanks for the good morning **** though. It’s been a few months now and I could really use one.
It’s been really hard lately. :eek:
Hey you gotta smile at that remark.
::shivering in corner::
Oooohhhh. My ears. I go away for a little while and this is where the thread goes?
My poor, innocent, virgin ears…
When I close my eyes I see cow tongues screaming and flying out of refridgerators. Then I see giraffe tongues making fun of the the cow tongues as sweet little old ladies chase after them, trying to bite them.
The HORROR!!!
yep.
no more coffee for you.
WHAT!??!
::twitch twitch::
AAAUUGGGHHHHH!!
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I know you were…I thought it might give you a chuckle though.
Or at least you could laugh at me if not with me.
Poor PussyCow!
Don’t you know coffee isn’t good for widdle calves like you?
Makes your milk all coffee flavored an…
Wait, is that how they make starbucks frappis? :dubious: