Ha! No…although that was a very accurate description of how I was acting while the game was on, I’m using this break to get some work done.
Errr…except for right now.
Here’s my version of Double Jeopardy!
Unscramble the User (heroin, that is):
Ivam Diless
What Do They Have in Common?:
Itchy and Scratchy
Guess the Doper
He smoked more pot in a day than most people do in a lifetime, mon.
Mixed Members (combined length)
John Holmes and Ron Jeremy
X is to Y
Tuna is to salad as chocolate is to __________
Hal, I’m impressed that you have the cojones to play SDMB Jeopardy, but after that last answer, I think you might do better to come back to this thread. 
Bite me. “quee” was right there, and I didn’t have time to put my brain into 2nd gear. 
Besides…I gotta get out the hole now. 
I don’t see how you’re gonna get out of the hole now, not when you’d rather make comments on other poster’s answers than steal their thunder by copying their answer but putting it, correctly, in the form of a question…
Ahhh, hush, you. I don’t see you on the damn scoreboard.
There’s nothing worse than a back-seat Jeopardy’er.
Wow! Impressive! Even Idle said so! Se, all you needed was a little encouragement… :rolleyes:
Boy, I’m out for a day and this turns into the Hal Briston & Rufus Xavier show.
So who’s Johnny and who’s Ed?
Hmmm…lesse…if I pick Johnny, then I’m the front guy. I’ll be the clocking the huge bank, and be beloved the world over…
If I pick Ed, then I can go to work drunk all the time…
Hmmm…decisions, decisions…
If you’re Ed, you could finally award me my by frickin’ Publisher’s Clearing House award, live you’ve been promising since 1997!
Ha! Nice try…I’m-a keeping all those suckers.
Good thing I never bought any of your crummy magazines then, fool.
Who cares who’s Ed and who’s Johnny? harmless is Bette Midler, and that’s all I care about. Come on, harmless, let’s hear it:
Did you ever know that you’re my heeeeeeero…
That’s ok, I’ve already embarrassed myself in another thread that way.
Heh…I think I have the most valid claim when it comes to embarassing yourself via singing.
Nothin’ to see here folks… just dropping by to have a post on each page…
Aack!
My arch-nemesis, Lando Griffin! :dubious:
So, we meet again… :evil smiley:
Is it post 100…?