Or 101 that puts us to a new page?
Can’t ever remember. 
Hey! No post count parties!
Oops.
Speaking of post counts parties…
…I have posted many times. More than some, less than others. WOO HOO! LET’s PARTY!!!
We need some music!
Woohoo! Illegal post count party! Rock!
I missed my 1,500th, so I’ll have to lay another 483 posts in here and make it for my 2,000th. 
It’s a thread-kill party, not a post count party!
Get it right…thread-kill involves a lot more blood. 
How 'bout Punky Reggae Party by the immortal Bob Marley?
“No boring old farts will be there”
Oops that leaves me out. O well bye! 
That should take you, oh…about 8 hours or so?
spoken like a true brain-suckin’ zombie.
Promises, promises!
Hey, that reminds me…whatever happened to the SDMBBP Drink-Along thinger?
What do you mean “what happened” to it?
You were there!
We have pictures (remember the llama?)
Of course, you were pretty wasted (and I don’t think the llama appreciated it and I know the goat has hurt feelings! You really should call…)
Is *that *what all the odd messages were that I found on my answering machine? I was trying to figure out what all that drunken-sounding braying and "baaa"ing was about…
No, Hal, that was me. I got really drunk at the County Fair and I lost my wallet in the petting zoo and I thought I was calling their customer service line and that I had to speak in goat or donkey language to get them to understand me. I guess I called your number by mistake. Hmmmmmm. So that means that I left an expletives-laden tirade about…well, never mind. I’ll just have to hitchhike back to the fair and explain my behavior as best I can.
And if you want to know what a llama sounds like, check this out:
And here’s a goat in heat
Don’t lie…we know that’s really you!
Drat! You have discovered my secret! Well, no matter; this poison gas canister will ensure that you never leave this room alive! Observe as I pull the ring, flooding this room with a cloud of deadly nerve gas! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha cough ha cough gasp ha wheeze help - THUD
:: turns on ventilation fans ::
:: removes gas mask ::
Silly Rufus…of course harmless isn’t going to leave this room alive…she didn’t enter it alive!
Way to join her ranks, tho… :wally
Uh-uh!
No way am I going to resurrect him again!
Let the goat give him the kiss of life.
Come on, it can’t be all that ba-a-a-a-a-ad, or Hal would do it so much.