When I put in my full name, I got:
Bard of Youth in Asia, [my name].
When I went back and didn’t put in any name, it gave me:
"You shall henceforth be known as:
**Sheikh of All Things Not Pertaining to The Matrix,
Mrs. P. "I Found the Carrot" Nolt V**"
And then it said:
“We’ll bring you the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and because we’ve got soccer highlights, the sheer pointlessness of a zero-zero tie.”
These people are far too silly.