Let’s see… I’m apparently the Poobah of The Beechwood Inn, despite the fact that I have NO clue where the hell the Beechwood Inn is, nor do I know exactly why they would need a Poobah.
Married name is pretty cute… Holy Empress of Rhinoceroseseses. All I want for Christmas!!
And, I would like to point out that I outrank both Cougar AND Nym, as the Contessa of The Panty Society, Bobkitty van der Lord. ::snicker:: You must all do my bidding. Quick, to the PantyMobile[sup]tm[/sup]… we must away to the homes of all the attractive male dopers!
But my personal favorite has GOT to be: CEO of That Thingie That Hangs Down the Back of Your Throat. So many, many, MANY ways to misinterpret that.
Hey, Obsidian… how do I get in on your “Priestess of Belligerent Psychiatrists”?
It’s a little dive that my friends and I used to drink in, on the corner of Milwaukee and Wolcott/Wood (in Chicago).
Also, I gotta know, is it really that confusing that you can do it multiple times? I know that some of those lesser title generators tie it to your input, but my way just seems better, you know?
Well, I for one have several names that I could put in… it wasn’t til I’d put the third one in that I realized there was a choice between ‘these options again’ and ‘different options.’ I’m just used to the more inferior generators that actually have something to do with what you type in.
Real name:Acting Bailiff of Sleeping With The Teacher
Acting? Here’s hoping the real Bailiff stays away…
Screen name:The Birdman of The Klopfenstein Institute of Cloud Shape Analysis and Junior-High School, Snoop Doggy Ferrous Folger, Oppressor o’ the Masses
Originally, I was Knight of Rhinoceroseseses, Icarus
Then, after a palace coup I went into hiding and became Acting Raja of The Moon, Passers-By and Boxer Briefs, Mr. Icarus
Now, through a beneficial marriage, I can claim the title of Minor Viscount of The Klopfenstein Institute of Cloud Shape Analysis and Junior-High School, DJ Icarus
