I shall henceforth be known as
Baroness of The Wonkavator
Provost Emeritus of Wieners, Darth [my full name]
Provost of Thick Candy Shells mmmm, M&Ms!
I am “Associate Fuhrer-In-Training of Baby Monkeys, Johnboy, the Ninth.”
I like monkeys!
Either Sister Nymysys, Co-Captain in Training of Panties
or
**Sorceress of The Lego Coalition, Lady Nymy “Toastmaster” Sys **
I dunno where the “Toastmaster” came from, but it has a certain ring to it.
Maybe I can combine them and lord over lego panties? It’s worth a try.
My three options:
Prince of People Who Say “Turn That Frown Upside Down”
Speaker of The Divison For Investigating Cowboy Spurs
Viscount of Stoopid Title Generators, Patrick Middlename Partoflastname, the Seventy-Twoth
Yeahhh . . .
Oh-KAY then.
Major Attaché of Naughty Bits, Sir lno
I’ll just go right back to work now.
No, I’m just Royally Lost…
[sub]Who am I? Who are you? What’s for breakfast? Where am I going? And why am I in this handbasket?[/sub]
Sincerely,
Drag Queen of Ramen Flava’ Packets, Reginald Tygr
*Vibratron™ Mining & Heavy Industries: Several Steps Behind The New Economy! *
Gave it a couple’a tries…got myself declared “El Jefe of the Olson Twins” which sounds more like a curse, then wound up with:
Gardener of Sidewalks, Darth Kilt-Wearin’ Man
With the tagline at the bottom that made it all worth while:
“We are all Kosh.”
On my first (and only, this time) try, I came up with
Sorceress of The Right Side of Stating The Obvious, Señora True Pisces, Pooky Butt
Certainly seems to fit me - ask anyone!
** Sovereign of Raping and Pilaging **
These people know way too much about my personal life
I’m the: Marquis of No Pants, Lord Reginald Jim IV
Or: Lesser Moff of Invincible Sand Castles, Lord Jim H. Ellis
(they have me confused with JoeyHemlock)
Lord Jim
Mighty Centurion of The Institute for Promotion of The Wonkavator, (insert real name here)
… but you still make minimum wage.
Well, I’m glad you guys like it. And if you have any suggestions, please email them to me.
Director Junior Grade of The Ridiculous Army of Waking And Baking, Señor Jesse Jensen, The Seldom Lucid
***Agent-In-Training of Speed Bumps, Mr. Oncle T. Biere ***
Acting Captain Emeritus of The Inept Navy of Big Beef Burritos Supreme
It’s as if they have peered into the core of my very soul, and undaunted, reflected unflinchingly what was found there.
Superintendent of The Alliance of Small Kitchen Appliances
My god, I think that’s perfect for a fuckladle like me
jar
Maiden Name:
Mistress-In-Training of The Ivy League Beer-Funnel Team, Kinsey the XII
Married Name:
Associate Contessa of Yesterday Morning, Scrumptious Kinsey, Oppressor o’ the Masses
Geez, my name is pretty bland. Not nearly as long or impressive as others.
General of Refrigerators, (real name.)
Not too interersting, huh? Hmm…I just tried again, apparantly it doesn’t remember me, as I am also ‘CEO of The Right Side of People Who Say “Turn That Frown Upside Down” (real name).’ I like my third try best, however:
“Bard Maximus of Beef Jerkey, Mr. (real name)”
(I like this one because it’s the first to call me Mr.)
I’ve done this before. I have a whole list I love but here I go again.
Co-President of Things That Go “Bump” in the Night, Miss Obsidian Flutterby
Internet Monkey, I have underestimated you
Associate Cleric Maximus of Paranormal Vegetables
Senator of No Pants
Über-Princess of Deep Throating, Obsidian Melissa Flutterby
Maybe you should get cosmetic surgery now
Raja of Various Silly Practices
Woman-at-arms of The Black Army of Black Helicopters
Lieutenant of Yesterday Morning
*Kiss cookies goodbye, boring title freak! ARRRRR UMMM NUMMM NUMMMM… *
Priestess of Belligerent Psychiatrists
Mighty Footsoldier Maximus of The Ridiculous Army of Kicking Oprah’s Ass
Yes, I have no life. I love these titles.
I’m the Minor Alderman of the National Association of Songs About Trains.
Darn it! I wanted to be a sorceress! sniff
Oh but I like songs about trains! So that’s okay!
[sup]mostly ‘Driver 8’ by REM though…[/sup]