Aryan Nation Wants to Move to Grant County, Oregon

God no, the last thing they need is a breeding compound.

Personally, I’d want to stay Aryan-Nation-free AND United-Nations-free.

Put the two in the same locale & let 'em wipe out each other!

Win-win?
:smiley:

Desolation is good, but I’d recommend Snake Island

Too small and home to an endangered species.

Maybe, if the fer de lances get enough Aryans (Nazis) to eat, they won’t be endangered anymore? :cool:

Just a thought

Apparently, Aryan Nation was sued in Idaho and lost in court to an Indian woman and her family who were shot at by them. In addition to the million $$ plus award, the woman won the exclusive rights to the name “Aryan Nation”, which means she can sue them again for continuing to use it. Here’s hoping.

Today’s paper quoted their glorious leader as saying that he is an “equal opportunity hater: I hate everyone”, which makes me think perhaps my brother-in-law has been leading a double life. If it’s any consolation to this fucktard, I’m sure everyone hates him right back.

They were awarded the compound in Couer D’Alene, not the Aryan Nations name. See here.

I know! We’ll put them in with the Phelpses!

Wait, maybe that isn’t such a good idea. Who needs heavily-armed Pheplses?

Send 'em to Alaska, the local militia kooks will eat them alive. Nobody out-crackpots Alaskan crackpots!

Weird. What I don’t get is, that even if their conspiracy theory was true that the UN is somehow a evil global movement… why would it be stopped by something as trivial as a county law? I mean, if teh evil joows and furriners are going to setup a global hegemony, why would they respect the laws of a fly speck backwater?

:smack: Man, why didn’t we think of that earlier?

Hey, guys! Operation: Grant County Invasion is back on! Turns out, we can just ignore the signs!

Oregon is a good place for them. You can’t even pump your own gas in Oregon. This will slow them down from spreading.

Seriously, have you ever tried to get across Oregon? 10 minutes to fill your car? I’d be 20 miles down the road by now, you fucking rube! Move your ass!

Excellent! Now we shall assimilate them into our global monoculture! We will force them to use the metric system, stop tipping in restaurants, start using the word “fortnight” and, worst of all… embrace a variation of Universal Health Care! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

I knew someone was gonna try to send them here.

That type of person in the link is so common up here. They are average crackpots.

You’ve got to be hardcore to get kicked out of the group you set up yourself. :smiley:

… would anybody get angry if we stored them inside a nuclear reactor? Anywhere else would count as “endangering the wildlife.”

But what if they get superpowers from the gamma rays?

I think a fusion reactor would be safer than a fission reactor for this. I say we throw them into the Sun. Yes, it would be expensive, but wouldn’t it be worth it?

USE ‘FORTNIGHT’!?! YOU MONSTERS! Won’t someone think of the Aryan, Logger sawdust children?

I believe this “Pacific Northwest as White Nationalist homeland” idea goes back at least to the 1980s. Nothing has ever come of it.