Ask Donald Trump

Not in this case. We have a senile megalomaniac in the WH who would happily plunge us into nuclear war. While Pence is a douchebag, he’s not certifiable.

This is the best most tremendous thread ever. No one has had that many views or replies, it’s so good.

Ok, fine, how ‘bout ‘Vanka, then?

Dear Mr. President: Using Pythagoras’s theorem, calculate the length of the hypotenuse of a right angled triangle (A) where the two shorter sides (B & C) measure 30mm and 40mm respectively.

[sub]There, that should keep him occupied 'til 2020 rolls around[/sub]

Fake Math!

He’ll ask Kellyanne to field it.
She’ll answer something about math and how math proved who hat the biggest inauguration crowd, and point out how Donald received all A’s in his math classes at MIT while still in high school, then something about something else.

Dear Mr. President,
Why do people dislike so you much?

No need to answer. We already know.

Yours respectfully as a lifelong Republican in the greater sense historically.
You suck.

You know, those Alternative Facts.

How many people have you fucked sexually? Non-sexually? How many abortions have you caused? How many genetic children do you really have?

Are you tired of winning yet?