Oh my.
I’ve met Bear. His comment, I must say, could possibly be true.
I have had a similar dream, only it’s hot dogs chasing donuts through the Holland Tunnel.
What in the world could it possibly mean???
Finally a breath of fresh air.
Frequency my dear. The frequenter the ejaculation the less ejaculate is left to disperse. That is of course until the body is given a break so that it can manufactor more of the stuff.
I’m still working on it, aha.
Hey, do you have a break for the holidays? Wanna come to Michigan & enlighten all of us? We’re planning a fest…
Dr. aha:
There’s this dork on the board who says circumcision is evil and that circumcised men are going to destroy the planet out of sexual frustration. How can I prevent myself from causing nuclear catastrophe?
Thank you, Dr. Aha. That would ahem make sense. ::blushes::
The mermaid:
Means you need to have a snack before bedtime. I mean what else could it mean?
There’s this dork on the board who says circumcision is evil and that circumcised men are going to destroy the planet out of sexual frustration. How can I prevent myself from causing nuclear catastrophe?
Just put on a turtle neck sweater and hide below ground until this all blows over. In the meant time call me, we’ll do lunch.
You bet! Can I bring my “little friend”? heh heh you know the one.
As Dr. Aha is in the middle of a counseling session, I’ll be filling in for him:
Mr. Montfort, meet Mr. Hand. Mr. Hand, meet Mr. Montfort.
Dr. Aha:
I’m not able to “finish” my sexual coupling unless Western Union is blaring out of my 8-track Hi-Fi.
I don’t think anything is wrong, but Mrs. Nipples is somewhat bothered by it.
Also, I think I’m growing a vagina. This, by no means is a problem. I just thought I’d tell as many people as possible.
Now, I will go and fuck myself.
Believe it or not, this is not just a problem that circumcised men have. I know because… well, without talking about the status of my own penis, just get a close friend or pet to check your apartment every once in a while to make sure that you aren’t secretly hiding away huge stockpiles of uranium. Most major cities have a mad scientist support group. Telephone them immediately if you feel the urge to vaporize any large chunks of real estate.
Dear Dr. aha,
I have a 3rd nipple. Most men have found this to be rather sexy and have gotten immense pleasure from suckling and fondling it. My current SO is turned off by it. He makes me wear a shirt to bed so he doesn’t have to look at it and won’t even come close to touching it.
Sould I have it removed or should I find a new SO?
[Spicoli]Aloha, Mr. Hand![/Spicoli]
Dear Dr. aha
Now my keyboard is all sticky. What should I do?
Signed,
Worried at Work
Kalamazoo, MI
Dear Dr. Aha,
First, some background:
I come from a large family with a checkered background. One of my brothers is currently serving time in the state prison because he is an ax murderer. Another is on the run because he was accused of fondling a nun. My father was involved in smuggling incriminating chads out of Florida recently. Mom is on a first name basis with the sailors of three different warships, from the US, Canadian, and British navies. One sister has an unhealthy attraction for large barnyard animals, and the other one is a frequent contributor to the SDMB.
Recently I met a lovely young girl, and my heart is all aflutter. She is kind, sensitive, and she seems to think the world of me. I feel I don’t deserve to be with her, but I can’t stop thinking about her. I’m afraid that she’ll reject me if she finds out about my sordid family. My question is, should I tell her about my sister the Doper?
Dear Dr. Aha,
What happened to my eyesight?
Signed,
Secret smile but squinting
Dear Dr. Aha,
Why are porno movies more than two minutes long? Why aren’t they called porno shorts?
Also,can you recommend a title to a porno soundtrack on cd, so I could *set the mood *?
Signed,
Movie buff
Get more girls who are over 18 next time… Better stamina.
Binaca, anyone?
Why not try the *JimmyNipples Getting more Ooopmh *Sexual Aid:
*I’m not able to “finish” my sexual coupling unless Western Union is blaring out of my 8-track Hi-Fi. *
Perhaps listening to the Five Americans on your headphones will increase your listening pleasure.