Okay, look, for the record; any moderator who wants to move this and also wants me to tone down my words can… I’m not one of those that has some big “thing” against any mod. I just felt like I put it in the right place. If I fucked, sorry, messed up, than I did. Just move it and I’ll just switch my language. I just thought I put it in the right place. If not, move it and I won’t say shit, I mean anything, about it.
Hey, I can make nice even if it hurts my little foul mouth!
Really folks, I’m so easy about forum that it hurts… just stop putting that “Byzantine is easy” on the bathroom walls and I’ll be a whole lot cleaner in my language!
What would you do if you finally got to the point where you slept with a man and you couldn’t find it because it was so small. I don’t just mean small I mean SMALL?
Hey, that’s the same term we use for a man’s penis when it’s just a waddle of flesh, hanging there! Actually the term “new potato” comes to mind as well… a new potato surrounded by turkey waddles! Hey thanks for making that clear to everyone!
CanadianSue – this is a problem for some of us women. We are sadly confronted with a man of “small means” and we try to do our best not to make a “big deal” out of it; however, in the very minute man, we are often confronted with a huge ego. Apparently, this is the man’s way of making up for the fact that he has a very tinny, weeny, peenie…
Man! What the hell should we do?
Well, there isn’t much we CAN do. You want to help this tiny creature attain status or at least fake it but even that is difficult if not impossible to do… oft times the man with such a tiny stature in penis size tries to buoy himself by trying desperately to make himself look “bigger” than he is. You know, like a cat that puffs up it’s fur in order to “appear” bigger to it’s enemies… but this sad, little penis, it really can’t “puff” itself up and rather than deal with it the man is often times compelled to lie, and manipulate in order to assuage himself that he does indeed, have a big dick. Like what Badtz Maru said was a “good idea”
Somehow, this man feels that if he can “fuck” you financially or emotionally, he feels he might have also fucked you physically, even though we both know, with such a small dick, that isn’t possible. But at least he has some satisfaction from the financial or emotional fucking… you don’t… but he does. The only way for YOU to get off would be to get a big vibrator and go to town on your own.
I’m not saying that all men of “small means” are like this but there are those who are. There are men of “small means” in the shorts department that do not suffer from perpetual “fuck you” syndrome… I’ve met a few and I’m sure other woman have… they can, and indeed rock because their focus is directed outside their own shorts…
I know what’s greek to me–what’s greek to you? And why won’t my wife let me near there even though she has allowed that she experimented in her youth? And why must I obsess about it. FTR I think naked men are gross and smelly, naked women are beautiful and always smell vaguely of rose petals, and I believe them when they say ‘the dog did it’.
Why is cunnilingus similar to working for the CIA? (one slip of the tongue and you’re deep in sh*t)
SPOOFE Bo Diddly – so it’s 14 inches long… uh huh… and you need to pee… uh huh… did you perfume it? Uh huh. Does your crotch reek of Preferred Stock? Uh huh. Are you damn sure you doused your “naughty bits” with cologne? Uh huh. Did you “poof” your hair; genital as well as head? Uh huh. Have you fully accented yourself with every bit of accouterment you could in order to entice me? Uh huh. Yeah? Uh huh…
Well, I’m still not impressed. I say take a hammer to that sucker until the swelling stops… that’s my best guess. In the future I’d lay off the Viagra and leave those vacuum suck things to the pros…
Eutychus: You need to move down south for the women; its too cold up thar in RI.
Byz: Okay, lets see…how often is it likely for a man to be temporarily impotent?
What are its causes?
Also: How come(pun intended) young men came come much more often than older ones? Myself, I was with a 20 year old many years ago (I was 35) and he did it 5 times in one hour.
I want to know why my wife won’t have sex with me, she says it hurts, that iam too big. I think she is just trying to make me feel good about saying no. I mean i am some what endowed but every other woman i had slept with before her couldn’t get enough. Now iam sitting here with my balls swelling up too. Pleasde help!!
Yes Byz, I have a sexually based (isn’t EVERYTHING according to Freud) question: What do you call a person who is sweet, intelligent, self assure, caring and totally giving of themself? Oh wait, I already know: Byzantine!
