Britney Spears or Christina Agulierra?
Do you believe in magic (in a young girl’s heart)?
Chairman Pow, do you still beat your wife?
Does this dress make my butt look big?
What is 2 + 2?
I have a two part question. First, what do you consider your biggest mistake of the last four years? And second, who put the bop in the bop she bop she bop?
Chairman Pow—Who wears short shorts?
Chairman Pow, it’s long been speculated that “that man” put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp, but recently, members of the Christian Right have been calling for a halt to all cases of boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity shoo. What is your stance on ram-a-lam-a-lam-a-lam-a-lam-a ding dong in 21st century America?
How do you plan to resolve the problems in the Middle East?
How do you plan to reduce our dependence on foreign oil?
Yankees, Red Sox, Cardinals or Astros?
Where did I leave my keys?
Mr. Pow, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a growing environmental problem. It’s a chief element of acid rain, water pollution and erosion. What do you intend to do about Dihydrogen Monoxide?
When is Chairman Pow going to return to the podium to answer all these difficult, and yet relevant, political questions?
And when he does come back my question is: What is your position on sex? Yes or no?
Mr. Chairman, have you stopped beating your wife?
To start, if you’ll excuse the pun, I’d like to discuss my opponent’s plans on how to make the board better. More moderators, more administrators, more bureaucracy. All at a greater cost to you, the poster. Every post you make will be monitoried before it ges uploaded. Every reply will have to be checked, double checked and double checked again. Comments that don’t answer the question won’t be allowed. It’s that simple.
This is not he SDMB that I want to be a part of.
Traffic safety is a question that applies to each of us equally. Whether you ride your bike, drive a car, take the bus or sit at home - traffic affects all of us. Take for example - there are roundabouts by schools to make them safter. There are stopsigns at intersections. There are now people who look both ways.
This is progress.
It’s always good to see my opponent 'fess up to his mistakes.
Young people are the future of this great nation of ours. We need to look to them to mow the lawns, to babysit the kids and to feed the fish while we are away. Some day, they will grow and mature. They will then take our tickets at the movie theater, fix our cars and ask us if we would like to switch to a more economical long-distance plan. Some day they may have kids of their own. Shortly thereafter, they will go on Medicare and suck Social Security dry. We need to plan for this eventuality now.
My opponent has voted six times to decrease the number of young people born in the country, to tax baseball card trading and to reduce penalties for lunch room-lending usury.
Six times. Do you know who proposed these six measures? Me. I want an America where young kids are not afraid to start learning the ropes of entrepenurialship early. A price cap on comic book back issues? Ridiculous. Reporting dog walking income? Absurd.
My question to you is: Do you want a bigger government or a bigger future?
Let me say that it is up to people to decide what to do with their own bodies. A doctor has no right to make this decision. A lawyer has no right to make this decision. And the Supreme Court has no right to make this decision.
One of the great things about America is freedom of choice. For religion. You can believe in magic, you can belive in Allah, Moses or Muhammed. You can follow Santeria, you can stick voodoo pins in dolls or you can rub that fat guy’s belly. All of that is OK.
My friends, look at my opponent who threw himself on top of that statue of the ten commandments in Ark. He thought that he could, just by laying on that thing, stop it from being hauled off. He didn’t realize that they were using a very big forklift that could not only lift the statue, but him as well.
Friends, my opponent is so enmeshed in his beliefs that he refuses to see reality. Let me put it another way: if elected the blind beliefs of a combined church and state will be lifted away like a very big forklift was used to lift it.
Russia has a long history of foriegn relations with Chechnya. The US has a long history of foreign relations also, ever since this nation was born. I intend to keep relating.
My stance on education is simple: my opponent voted twelve times to cut funding to schools. Do you know why they had to do this? Because they lowered taxes on corporations by 25%. 25%. That’s a lot of books our schools cannot afford to provide.
Please note that two part questions are only allowed to those standing in the Free Speech Zone. Security.
I could answer these two questions together. Can my opponent make the same claim?
Once elected, I will walk down to Wrigley Field personally and slap Mark Prior like the whiny little bitch he is. Farnsworth? He could have been great, but that damn mullet got in the way. Let’s try to think a little about the game and not about what lines you’re going to use on the ladies at the Cubby Bear that night, eh?
An aging population is one that needs some extra help. Whether it is kindness shown to them on the street - holding open doors, giving up a seat on the bus, or something more tangible, like cheap perscreption drugs from Canada, this is an issue that needs to be addressed. Medicare is bankrupt, my opponent has voted for stealing Social Security funds to help pay for his adventures around the globe while malpractice awards go higher and higher.
Frivolous lawsuits are a cause near and dear to my heart. They clog our court system and are symptomatic of toadyism and nepotism on the highest courts of the land. This is unacceptable and needs to stop.
I believe that you meant to direct these to my opponent. If he’s out of jail that is.
I’m glad you asked that. We didn’t have enough time in the last debate to answer this question and I think it’s important that it gets answered. Now, why didn’t it get answered? Simple, my opponent fillibusters. He has a nickname in Congress and while I can’t repeat it due to the new FCC decency laws (laws that he voted for by the way), it does indeed rhyme with “fillibuster.” Let me just say that I intend to run a tight ship when elected. That I intend to make sure everything gets the attention it deserves and to stop holding up the legislative process for patronage projects. Why, my opponent…Click
Chairman Pow: Are you deliberately skirting the questions being put to you?
Who, who, who wrote the book of love?
How many days did you have that ranch before you became president? Have you ever helped castrate a cow?
Why do birds suddenly appear?
Chairman Pow, you do realize that “Chairman” is the title given to the Chinese leader. Are you a communist sympathizer?
Mr. Chairman, if it turned out that Osama bin Laden was a lesbian, would you let your daughter marry him?