Ask the guy who uses answers using other "ask the" threads

[Enderw24]

@Spoons

Should I buy a Chrysler?

No, wait. Let me rephrase that as an ethical question

Is it right to buy a Chrysler?

Alas, there were no Ask the Simpsons Character threads. So, instead, let’s ask the Jewish settler:

@curwin

I don’t drive (I don’t actually have a driver’s license, but that’s another thread - a leftover from my days in America.) When there were a number of shootings on the road to Jerusalem, I tried to be careful to take the bulletproof bus (which I’m sure my mother thinks I still do, so shhhh…), but the roads have been quiet for the past year, so now I mostly hitchhike (much more common in Israel than America.)

There you go. Chryslers are OK, so long as they’re bulletproof.

@mutantmoose

Camels are good - with the humps. But elephants are also good - with the long nose.

Which one’s better - camels or elephants? I can’t decide

For my money, they’re both better. But you’re not asking my opinion. And I have no money to give you. And even if I had money, I wouldn’t give it to you. Which I guess is basically the same thing. So instead, let’s ask the guy who spent a week surviving in the desert with no food:

@Phlosphr

I kept a field journal where I chronicled everything from a new plant or bird or flower, to the way I was feeling or what I was thinking about a certain issue in my life. I am enjoying reading through the journal now, lets me remember where I’ve been and where I really want to go. The only critters I saw were ground squirrels, toads and the occasional tree frog. In years past in the same canyon a family of bear have wandered through and several mountain lion sightings…there is not a lot of big game in there to hunt so I think the big predators stay away by in large. Saw some Big Horn Sheep on the high cliffs…that was cool!

True fact* sheep are a known cousin to camels. So I think we can count them as winners in this debate.

*facts have a margin of error of +/- one species.

@Digital_is_the_new_Analog

What do you have against these two threads?
Seriously. That’s my question.

-D/a

Well, I could say that it wouldn’t be fair, two threads against one, to start quoting the masons. Or I could say that this isn’t a debate thread where I pull in and quote every relevant person to answer. But instead, I think I’ll just say that I’ve learned my “find” capability on this computer has a very limiting factor where it only looks from the start of words and I missed the freemasons completely. Oh well.