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[li]Ehm… how’s it hangin’… dude? Very well, thank you.[/li][li]So… how 'bout those <insert sports team name here>? <insert opinion here>[/li][li]**So, Plain Guy…how 'bout that weather? Sure is…weathery. ** Quite weathery indeed.[/li][li]**How about Christmas? that’s a fun time of year, isn’t it? ** I actually don’t really like Christmas that much. Too commercial.[/li][li]**What color is an orange? ** Orange[/li][li]**Is it futher to Chicago, or by plane? ** No[/li][li]**If you’re the plain guy, where the hell is the peanut guy? ** I don’t know. I just saw him with the chunky guy a minute ago…[/li][li]**What’s a foo? ** Thanks to Kayeby, this one has been cleared up.[/li][li]**Do you need someone to warm you up, Unc? ** I don’t know if UncleBeer is a Plain Guy, so I’m going to refrain from answering for him[/li][li]**I pity the foo. Do you? ** Of course.[/li][li]**Why is the sky blue? ** It’s a diffraction thing. The other wavelengths get filtered out by mumble mumble can’t really remember.[/li][li]**Mine? ** No! Mine.[/li][li]**Being above average in nearly every way, shape and form, I’ll ask “How’s the weather down there?” ** Weathery. (See above)[/li][li]**Why do you guys have tractors with steel wheels while there are rubber parts in the engine? ** Rubber parts?! I hardly know her![/li][li]**Are you ever tempted to paint flames on your buggy? ** Never. I would cease to be plain in such a flashy vehicle.[/li][li]**Is it true that plain women are really just pretending and that they’re really all horny sluts? ** Plainly.[/li]And I’ve saved this one for last, since the answer struck me as particularly inspirational:
[li]**If you’re standing on the Golden Gate bridge, how manny flapjacks does it take to cover a house? ** If you hold it close enough to your face, a single flapjack can cover the world.[/li][/ul]
Well, the sneaking and taping wasn’t strictly necessary, but thanks!
May I use it as my sig? Please?