Ask the Plain Guy

The BBQ Pit
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First, about me. I’m pretty average and unremarkable. I’m about 5 foot 9, with short, brown hair, and I don’t really say all that much. Here’s your chance to ask me questions you’ve always wanted to know about being plain. I don’t, however, claim to speak for all plain people.

Here are some examples:
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[li]What’s your favorite color for pants? (tan)[/li][li]Boxers or briefs? (briefs)[/li][li]What’s your position on fuzzy bunnies? (fuzzy bunnies are nice)[/li][li]Do you enjoy a good laugh now and then? (yes)[/li][li]How was your weekend? (pretty good)[/li][li]Decent weather we’re having, isn’t it? (you bet)[/li][li]Does the SDMB need more “Ask the foo” threads? (maybe, maybe not)[/li][/ul]
So, ask away!
(Alright, alright, this isn’t really a flame. The “ask the foo” threads don’t bother me, per se. I just find this latest craze a little baffling and thought I’d poke fun.)

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So… eh… hi there… dude…

My question is: “Ehm… how’s it hangin’… dude?”

:smiley:

— G. Raven

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So… how 'bout those <insert sports team name here>?

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I’m still waiting for the “Ask the black gay Jewish handicapped Republican hermaphrodyte dogwasher” thread, myself.

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::sneaks up behind galt::

::duct tapes galt to the wall::

::stuffs happy fuzzy bunnies down his pants::

::silently flees::

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Hey, don’t knock those fuxxy bunnies until you’ve tried it.

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“Fuxxy Bunnies” was the BEST animal-porn film I’ve seen in ages. The best part was when the bunnies fuxed all over each others fuxes.

So, Plain Guy…how 'bout that weather? Sure is…weathery.

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Hey plain guy!

How about Christmas? that’s a fun time of year, isn’t it?

jarbaby

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Oops…should be “other’s”.

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What color is an orange?
Is it futher to Chicago, or by plane?
If you’re standing on the Golden Gate bridge, how manny flapjacks does it take to cover a house?
And, one more. If you’re the plain guy, where the hell is the peanut guy?

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What’s a foo?

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You da foo!

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No kidding! This baseball game sucks!

jarbaby

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Beeeer here! Ice cold beeeeer here!!*

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Do you need someone to warm you up, Unc?

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I pity the foo. Do you?

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Ya’ll quit foo-ling around and ask him a question. :slight_smile:

Mine?

Why is the sky blue?

:Ducks:

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“And everybody was Kung Foo Fightin’…”

singing fades quickly into the distance

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Being above average in nearly every way, shape and form, I’ll ask “How’s the weather down there?”

Chain,chain,chain…chain of foos…

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Dear Plain Guy:

Why do you guys have tractors with steel wheels while there are rubber parts in the engine?

Are you ever tempted to paint flames on your buggy?

Is it true that plain women are really just pretending and that they’re really all horny sluts?