At the risk of being crude, that's only five, Paul.

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  1. Get caught with a girl, Earl.
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Get a restraining order, Porter.

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Are you guys psychic or something? :eek:

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Insult her appearance, Clarence.

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  1. Mix some poison in her borscht, Horst.
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Commit her to an asylum, Hyram.

Arguably unacceptable

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  1. Kick her to the curb, Herb.
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I heard a parody called “50 Ways to Beat Your Lover” by Alliota, Haynes & Jeremiah.

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  1. Run like hell, Mel.
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See this old thread, Jed.

I think Sonny and Cher did a sketch about this, back in the day. Or maybe it was just Cher.

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  1. Tell her it’s not her, it’s you, Stu.
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Run and take the money, Sonny.

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Cover her in phlegm, Clem

Slap her with your knob, Rob

Feed her to a pig, Zig

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  1. Hit the trail, Gayle.
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If were’re doing this:

? Doing what?

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Ski into a tree, Sonny.

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Near rhymes instead of actual rhymes.

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Serve her Spam, Sam
Tell her she’s to bony, Tony
Punch her in the eye, Guy
Knock out her teeth, Keith

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Jump off a cliff…Cliff.

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Accuse him of banging a hoe, Flo
Hide the glove away, OJ
Pimp slap her with you mic, Ike
Demand BJ’s from your cell, Mel
Go big boobed tattooed and messy, Jesse

That’s enough