Oh your one of those 
They rhyme perfectly to most of us
Just end it all - Saul
Commit suicide - Clyde
Kill yourself - Ralph
I actually did a spit-take on this one - fortunately I had finished my breakfast already.
Say ta-ta, Gaga.
Jump in the pool, Jewel.
Take belladonna, Madonna.
Make a pass at her sis, Chris
Get a new job, Bob.
Call her a bitch, Mitch.
Whack 'im with a pan, Anne.
Take his new Harley, Carly.
Leave a note in blood, Jud.
Leave her on the Hill, Bill;
Say you can’t give up the biz, Liz;
Give Kid a body slam, Pam,
and set yourselves free…
This is fun!
Give her the slip, Trip.
Stop givin’ a fig, Trig.
Insult your main Mod, Todd.
If we’re going that route:
Shoot him with a pistol, Bristol
Take him out with a sniper, Piper.
Hit her with a rock, Barack.
Send him to hell, Michelle.
Give him a bash, uh, Sasha.
Wait, lawn and Ron rhyme perfectly to most people?
Do brawn and con rhyme? If not, which one rhymes with lawn and Ron?
Yes, unless you’re from Manhattan or Minnesota.
Wow, this post is 14414: does that mean something? I mean, besides a large waste of my time?
all 4 rhyme
Throw her stuff in the yard, Gerard
Throw her in a gorge, George
Beat her with a stick, Rick
Insist on a three-way, Jay!
Worked for me…
Stop doing her dishes, Aloysius.
Tell her she’s not comely, Cholmondeley.
Call her a man-whore, Featherstonehaugh.
I’d agree with that - at they do with a typical Ontario accent.
or
Find a new miss, Chris.
Bang the Au pair, Claire.
Tell him you’re a lez, Bez