I’m HIV, Lee
Thats as big as it grows, Rose
You need a bigger penis, Enos
Just be a big liar, Tiger.
In every town screw a chick, Eldrick
Find a new screw, Drew
Burn her at the stake, Jake
Beat her with a chain, Wayne
Lose her in the park, Mark
Make her life grim, Tim
Tell her she’s fat, Pat
Find a new “pal”, Hal
and to answer Tom Tildrum’s challenge…
Turn her out for a buck, Chuck
Find a rarer fella, Clarabella
Just act really dizzy, Lizzy
Become a hella snore, Eleanor
Say you’re going for a dude, Jude
Say you ain’t gonna, Madonna
Put him low in the tally, Sally
Become very abusey, Lucy
Just roll away farthuh, Martha
Give him pure hell, Michelle
Sign him up for spam, Pam
Start to look like Grady, Sadie
Hit her with a truck, Chuck
You forgot “Say he made a fool o’ ya, Julia!”
Really? I thought she was talking him into leaving someone else (and probably succeeded).
Say you already gave, Dave
Skip bail like a felon, Llewellyn
Say she can’t make you cum, Lum.
/Say you can’t get a Boner, Homer
Say you’ve gotten too large, Marge
Hit her with a poison dart, Bart
His her with a forzen pizza, Lisa
Say your pants are too baggie, Maggie
A bit past it’s prime but :
Find a new hole, Joel.
:smack:
Good one.
Congratulations. That was Beautiful. I tried but it was Late in the Evening after a Long, Long Day and my brain was a little Cloudy.