At the risk of being crude, that's only five, Paul.

I’m HIV, Lee

Thats as big as it grows, Rose
You need a bigger penis, Enos

Just be a big liar, Tiger.

In every town screw a chick, Eldrick

Find a new screw, Drew
Burn her at the stake, Jake
Beat her with a chain, Wayne
Lose her in the park, Mark
Make her life grim, Tim
Tell her she’s fat, Pat
Find a new “pal”, Hal

and to answer Tom Tildrum’s challenge…

Turn her out for a buck, Chuck

Find a rarer fella, Clarabella
Just act really dizzy, Lizzy
Become a hella snore, Eleanor
Say you’re going for a dude, Jude
Say you ain’t gonna, Madonna
Put him low in the tally, Sally
Become very abusey, Lucy
Just roll away farthuh, Martha
Give him pure hell, Michelle
Sign him up for spam, Pam
Start to look like Grady, Sadie

Hit her with a truck, Chuck

You forgot “Say he made a fool o’ ya, Julia!”

Really? I thought she was talking him into leaving someone else (and probably succeeded).

Say you already gave, Dave
Skip bail like a felon, Llewellyn

Say she can’t make you cum, Lum.

/Say you can’t get a Boner, Homer
Say you’ve gotten too large, Marge
Hit her with a poison dart, Bart
His her with a forzen pizza, Lisa
Say your pants are too baggie, Maggie

A bit past it’s prime but :

There must be 50 ways to get Bin Laden.

Find a new hole, Joel.

:smack:

Good one.

Congratulations. That was Beautiful. I tried but it was Late in the Evening after a Long, Long Day and my brain was a little Cloudy.