<voice of experience>
Cum in me and give me your baby is an instant erection killer on a second date.
</voice of experience>
but a turn on on the first?
The evidence is available to make that distinction.
Let’s say his girlfriend is like an expensive Mont Blanc pen. She sure looks good and serves well but you can’t treat it roughly and you can’t neglect it or you just might lose it. If you are a guy that just walks around and people always offer disposable Bics to you, the Mont Blanc may not makes as much sense to you.
Well said, good sir. Well said.
Dude, I’m so sorry about that! :eek: Ya see, my lesbian friends dared me to do it, just on the off chance that I’d be enticed over unto the straight said. When you didn’t rise to the bait, I obviously had to try my chances else where. Hell, what kind of scientific model would I be purporting if I’d just given up right off the bat? And there was free bear involved.
Sadly, I’m here to report that I still haven’t changed teams. However, the position that I’m used to certainly accomodated the last bloke in the study. Our hats salute him and you too for the teensie cute compliment, blush, of being flattered. You’re so sweet!
The Bar Whores…hmmmm…
Band name!!!
First one, I’m pretty sure she meant nothing of it. As she hadn’t made any obvious pass at me for the hour and a half she’d been there. I wouldn’t have written anything about just that, but I just thought it helped inflate the story, plus it allowed me to pluralize “whore” so I could more accurately get the whole pun going with the thread title. Although, I did ignore the sub plot of my girlfriend getting hit on, because it happened out of ear shot when she was up getting drinks, so I only heard her version.
The second one, considering the type of crowd that seemed to show up there, my guess is she thought I’d just met her (my girlfriend) and was striking up conversation in order to get laid. That said because why would a couple be alone in a bar where college students go to get drunk/laid, unless they just met? Of course, maybe I’m assuming she did any bit of critical thinking, which is probably not true because she was probably drunk. My other thought was maybe she was “dared” to do it, or just wanted to start a scene. Either way, if she was interested, by my complete non-reaction to her come-on, I would guess she saw no point in pursuing.
FWIW, all the women involved were quite attractive, if you couldn’t have guessed; this is me we’re talking about 
. Which is probably all the more reason why the second bar whore seemed so aghast that I showed no interest in her. However, considering that my girl friend was considerably hotter, almost certainly smarter, and definitely not as rude, she didn’t really have a chance.
“I’m flattered”?!?! Dude, you have GOT to get your skank-o-meter fixed! Your brain should have been screaming “RUN-RUN-RUN-RUN!!!” the moment she walked up.