**Pointless, random, or bizarre things you’ve done, out of the blue
I have turned 3 lesbians straight
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**Why does semen sting the eyes
my dog just ate raw meat
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So you were tired of all the stinging, then?
My feet stink: advice?
Tell me about your experiences traveling solo
ver have a complete stranger tell you to smile?
How symmetrical is your face?
Dude, smile! OK, thanks. I was just checking something.
If you don’t want to do “team-building” exercises
Fuck you Pakistan.
Check your messages.
** Engaged to Paul In Qatar
SkyBlueKayak
I am Getting Married
Paul in Qatar**
Congrats to both of you for sequentialing up!.
I have turned 3 lesbians straight
So I am an old man
I guess it’s a lot of work.
Personally, I’ve turned three straight women into lesbians. 
Team Building Exercise
I am Getting Married
Shooting on The University of Texas campus
Share a childhood memory that makes you smile.
Is your name Damien, by chance?
Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury
No, I don’t want to watch a frigging video
I don’t want to watch it either.
** What are the words to “Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts.”
Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury**
And me without a spoon…
**What are your unsanitary habits?
No, I don’t want to watch a frigging video **
Just tell me… Dude, what is that? Seriously, turn it off.
What age do you stop (intentionally) letting kids win?
High school football teams conspire to let player with Down’s Syndrome score
**Unanswered questions from Sandman
Does Sammy Davis Jr. have any artistic legacy? **
I think you confused “Sandman” and “Candyman”
What is (or was) for dinner tonight at your home?
RIP Greg Giraldo
"What is it with my family and ______?"
Autumnal Sequinox: 2010
It’s as if they’re addicted to finding sequential threads! They won’t read the board to ‘fight ignorance’ or even look at kittens. No! They just want to see if they can find titles that are funny together! I’m worried about them.
Atheists know more about religion (Pew)
So what exactly is holy crap?
**Secretly recording the gay roomate.
Stop the world. I wanna get off here.
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And stop your recording, while you’re at it!
Why do you never carry cash?
Death and Credit Card Debt
No, I only use plastic. In case I die.