Autumnal Sequinox: 2010

Well, it’s the Autumnal Equinox, and the New Job Sequential Thread is getting a bit long… like the long days of the Summer that’s just ended. So…

You may all envy me
5-year-old son wearing my underclothing

I envy you for your underclothing, which is so awesomely amazing that even boys will wear it!

Physical attraction
I’m cocky, pigheaded, conceited and priggish…

So, yeah… All I’ve got is my looks.

Why does semen sting the eyes
How do I get these stains off my driveway??

Stupid semen! Always going around stinging eyes and staining driveways…

**Leather Pilot Jacket
How many ways are there to skin a cat? **

And how many cat hides does it take to make a leather jacket?

Dog Poop Powers Lamp in Cambridge
My newest pets (rescued from abusers)

Hm… I detect a business opportunity.

What do you have trophies for?
Autumnal Sequinox: 2010

I’d like to thank the Academy, the hamsters, and… Hi, Opal!

It’s National Punctuation Day!
Mitchell Heisman Suicide Note

Full stop.

So I am an old man
Going tripping…OH MY GOD.
Damnit! I really want to sleep!

Why am I doing this? I’m old! I just want to sleep! But I’m going to a bloody hippie festival on the NSW north coast for next weekend. No Refunds. :eek: Honestly the things I do for my family!

What Would The Anti-Stimulus-ers Have Preferred?
Burning books in the US…'Burn Quran Day’

Yeah, pretty much.

I am Getting Married
What have YOU done today?

Wow, thanks, now you made my life seem really empty.

What have YOU done today?
Miscreant dyes cat pink

I thought it would be cute. And it is.

Miscreant dyes cat pink
Team Building Exercise

Nothing says “team” like getting together and dyeing some cats!

What have YOU done today?
Going tripping…OH MY GOD.

For those who like Star Trek and Pizza
Danger, danger, danger at the buffet

I can’t believe I used to
Fuck You, Microsoft

Please Tell Me What To Do
I have turned 3 lesbians straight

You don’t need help, you’re doing just fine.

**Why no mammalian “snake”?
Having sex with a one legged woman…
**

**I’ve got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads!
Autumnal Sequinox: 2010 **

**Team Building Exercise
Evidence you are wasting time **

**Coolest word you’ve learned recently
Turbine: ‘tur-bin’, or ‘tur-byne’? **

You know what I hate?
I am Getting Married