Autumnal Sequinox - The Fall of Sequential Threads

This should be an easy physics problem…
Custom build your own planet?

I’m guessing you were in the advanced science class.

** Big welcome for a new member, PaleAndTragic

Changing your mind sucks.

Thanks, y’all. Goodbye. **

**“Does this taste funny to you?”

Your lunch today
**

Why were humans quiet for so long?

My neighbor’s a rapist

I suspect there’s a bigger story here.

What to do with leftover lobster soup?
Meringue

Um… no.

On Long Dry Spells and/or Virgins
I guess I know why I haven’t been getting up.

Actually, I think it’s the other way around.

**If you are a male who thinks rape is about sex, not power
It Is Not -MY- Equipment That’s The Problem **

**What is the point of acquiring unspendable levels of wealth?
Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI) **

Those top class call girls don’t come cheap.

How nerded out is your smartphone?
Vasectomy reversals

There really is an app for everything

**Reason #3443 to not look up your son’s posts on online forums:
More strange tattoos **

No Tardis are for sale
Socialist BASTARDS !

You wait in line all day. You get to front of line. No TARDIS! Shop only had three, but we wait in line anyway. Only political elite can get TARDIS.

Dermo!

A question for organ donors.
Why do we spend so much time playing?

Well duh…Because once they come for the organ, you can’t play it anymore.

** Is this bestiality, and if so should it be illegal?
What is the legal status of a corpse? **

Resolved: Flogging a dead horse is bad m’kay.

Do you run Windows Vista? My friend pointed this out to me today.
It’s snowing!

More proof of what a f’ed up OS Vista is. Can’t wait for Windows 7.

What exactly is a life of purpose and meaning
The Lieutenant Governor position…

** What will happen when Glenn Beck finally goes nuts?

Finally! The DNC grows some balls. **

Wherein Huerta Creeps Away Like A Burglar, a/k/a Your Goofiest Fade-Out
My son’s left his wife

** Why doesn’t anybody want to go to the Philharmonic with me?
So, My Bladder’s Falling Out (possibly TMI) **

That could be it!

** I’ve Got Your Goat, A College Flashback MMP

College Experiences! (Morals welcome)**
Goats have appalling morals

** Dear Lord, I found a job.
My religious mom sent me a Christian “spell” to use against the swine flu **

That’s not it.