Fastest you’ve ever quit a job.
Wherein Huerta Creeps Away Like A Burglar, a/k/a Your Goofiest Fade-Out
** Anything infuriate you beyond proportion?
Toilet Paper **
**Where can one obtain a fire extinguisher?
Eyelid? **
No, superheroes and villains with that talent always project cold rays from the eyeball.
**This can’t be good
My Eyes! My Eyes!
Oh, wow (TMI, okay? You’ve been warned) **
That sounds…ominous.
**A question for organ donors.
Have you or anyone you know ever experienced a porn movie scenario? **
Um. The next question isn’t going to be if I watch movies about gladiators, is it?
**Spoiled, Self-Entitled Little Munchkin
How would you like me to snap that middle finger off and feed it to you, asshole? **
Whoa! Dorothy is a lot grumpier than I remembered. And the Munchkins sure went downhill.
Too Good for Pop: Does Anybody Top Linda Ronstadt?
song about suicide?
Puts a new spin on It’s So easy.
**Sickest (non-porn) movie ever?
Why is The Shawshank Redemption rated so high? **
Have you or anyone you know ever experienced a porn movie scenario?
Have you ever been involved in a threesome?
Any Dopers wanna meet in Second Life?
I think I got the strangest “pick-up” line EVER this weekend …
** OK, seriously. Circumcision: yea or nay?
I think I got the strangest “pick-up” line EVER this weekend …
**
** On Long Dry Spells and/or Virgins
“How do you two know each other?” **
Platonically
**What is your favorite cut of beef?
Pastrami, where have you been all my life? **
I think I got the strangest “pick-up” line EVER this weekend …
How and Where did you meet your wife/husband?
Yes, that’s definitely an odd pick-up line.
Toot Your Own Horn Thread
I am too old to have an ear infection
Good for you, I guess.
**One of my dogs is missing
Best friend is just a LITTLE too proud of himself **
That rat fink!
**I think I got the strangest “pick-up” line EVER this weekend …
I’m unhappy with my tacos - what should I do? **
I’m pretty sure this only works in a Mexican restaurant.
Whats Wrong with our Website?
Broken Heart
Aww, poor little website.
**Ask the guy who is adopting internationally.
I’m unhappy with my tacos - what should I do? **
As long as the kid is a Mexican teenager , that might not be a bad question.
** A response to Richard Dawkins’ argument against the existence of God.
How do people get so fat?**
Yeah, Dawkins. Explain that if there’s no God!
Polite way of saying “Strangers are not welcome in my home?”
Should I rethink my decision to get a hamster?
That’s carrying it a bit far, don’t you think?
May I go for a stroll in my underwear?
Tell me about Catholic wedding ceremonies, please.
I don’t think I would recommend it.
Leak from oil drain plug, already replaced with oversize…
cat litter box question
Somehow, I don’t think that will work.