Songs about Australia
"The Men Who Stare at Goats"
** Broken Heart
Broken Heart, PRR-style **
**A public service announcement for my fellow non-believers
“We’re pregnant.”
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I finally made mayonnaise!
Great Cooking Disasters Of Our Time
** “We’re pregnant.”
In the last 24 hours, this pregnant woman has been the recipient of:
A public service announcement for my fellow non-believers **
Ask the guy who is adopting internationally.
Your mailbox is not storage!
I don’t think you should keep the kid there.
** Are there cavemen in heaven?
Why Don’t More People Warn Me That I’m Going To Hell? **
I think it’s unfair that Cavemen get to go to Heaven and I have to go to Hell.
(Separated by one, but I eliminated the middle one.
I’m going to Hell for that, I know.)
Three titles in a row broken up into two pairs:
OK, seriously. Circumcision: yea or nay?
Stories of pick up lines working
That worked? :dubious:
Stories of pick up lines working
Tell me this wasn’t rape…
**Stupidest newscaster question of all time
How would you like me to snap that middle finger off and feed it to you, asshole? **
A tad unprofessional.
Help me tell Kentucky and Tennessee apart
Whatever is wrong with me sucks
It’s just geography. Don’t beat yourself up over it.
** A response to Richard Dawkins’ argument against the existence of God.
God Spoke to Me: Why is this Good? **
So There!!
I removed one post between these two. But God will forgive me. Or Richard Dawkins will.
**Wtf is up with Minnesota?
On Long Dry Spells and/or Virgins
I’m going to the Phillipines! **
That should improve the situation.
So China wants an aircraft carrier force
Riiiiiight…What’s a cubit?
I don’t think they measure in cubits.
**Ice-Skating Bear Kills Circus Administrator, Mauls Trainer
Awkward Family Daguerrotypes **
“And this is what happened to your great grandpa and his brother!”
**Awkward Family Daguerrotypes
Busted: My Daughter Reveals My Family’s Rampant Domestic Abuse **
Well, if you were dumb enough to document your abusive behavior, at least you had the style to use an interestingly archaic technology.
**Over a Million Jobs for Low skilled workers overnight!
Post-Modernism **
So we’d pay a million people to make bad art? And the Right freaked out over Mapplethorpe.
**Great Cooking Disasters Of Our Time
Hummus recipes **
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the non-sequitur award:
Nonbelievers: How do you feel about people praying for you?
Pork!
Slug Bug or Punch Buggy or Buggy Punch?
Tell me this wasn’t rape…
:eek: I think you’re playing it wrong.
Giant penis-eating worm found in UK aquarium
Pork!
Dude, didn’t you read the thread? That’s the last thing you’d wanna do!
Do you believe that we’re alone?
Tell me this wasn’t rape…
There’s something spooky about that! :eek:
Would UK Dopers like to stand up and be counted?
Are we too productive?
They breed like rabbits, you know…
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** Great Cooking Disasters Of Our Time
Egregious cooking violations.**
No, pickled pigs’ feet do not make a good mac’n’cheese casserole. And keep them out of the oatmeal with strawberry jam, too.
**I am starting to think L. Ron Hubbard wasn’t conning people.
Make Science a Religion**
I know! We could call it “Scientology”!