**You know that dream where a portal to Hell opens up and swallows your workplace?
I’m a federal bureaucrat!
**
We can all just hope your dream comes true, then.
** Real Life Meetings of Members
Childhood summers at a Nudist camp**
What did you dream about last night?
A Great Big, Beautiful MMP!
Methinks someone spends a bit too much time on this board.
Three in a row, but not really a threefer…
**Why are people uncomfortable with the thought of their parents having sex?
Slightly Creepy
Slightly Creepy
Snake with foot found. **
**Mormons are visiting me this Friday
Is this a scam?
I Pit School Zone Speed Limits!
National Don’t Drive Like an Asshole Day**
What are you allergic to?
Anti-Allergy Treatments
Bummer.
How would they ever notice?
How would the military respond to a zombie attack
A Second Execution Attempt?
And if that doesn’t work… well, just keep killing them, they gotta stay dead eventually.
**Let’s talk about fisting!
Looking for honeymoon ideas **
Nobody really does that ‘long walks on the beach’-crap anymore, do they?
One-liners you’ve said that brought down the house
In my day, we [blanked].
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha, stop it, you’re killing me, ahahahahahahaha.
I almost posted that one. 
It was between that and
In my day, we [blanked].
It Really Bothers Me…
I think I made the right decision.
**Should I tell my coworker about a website about her?
It is interesting where a web search will lead you
**
Yes. Yes, it is.
**What could you be doing instead of browsing the dope?
Going to Bankok on Saturday! **
Gee, I was thinking maybe I could see what’s on television…
**My pants are falling off
One-liners you’ve said that brought down the house **
Hey, it’s not THAT funny!
**So how many partners is too many partners?
Looking for honeymoon ideas **
On a honeymoon, “one” is generally the best number of partners.
**What the hell did you just do, you moron?
Turns out Hitler may not have died in that bunker after all… **
Reason #32452 why time machine usage needs to be heavily restricted.
** Go to first new post On things that are not as good as they used to be.
Dopictures**
Ugly looking bunch these days
**Questions you’ve secretly always wanted to ask the other sex
What is this metal thingy**
**What to do when your bored
The Word “teabagger”
**
**But… I’m white… and I have a jacket!
I do not believe you. In fact, I think you’re a liar.**
Why the hell would I lie about that?
Not just because he’s a friend, but this one made me guffaw!
Made me think of that string of quotes and who said it - remember?
Here’s one:
“WTF was that!!!” - The mayor of Hiroshima
Okay, back to “normal” programming!
Quasi
**Looking for honeymoon ideas
Kissed my friend’s wife. Now what? **
:eek:
** Kissed my friend’s wife. Now what?
Questions you’ve secretly always wanted to ask the other sex**